Great movie lines

[Tank]

"Go ahead, make my day." - Mr Eastwood in his hard-arsed prime

""You talkin' to me?" - Taxi Driver

""I'll have what she's having." Right after Meg enjoys her ice cream - REALLY enjoys it.

"Mother Fucker" - Samuel L Jackson in .... well pretty much anything hes in.

[hellkat]

Guaranteed to set me off into peals of laughter:
Jesse: Dude, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car, dude?
Jesse: DUDE ... where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car, dude?
(Ah, such a film ... so many classic idiotic lines)

More serious:

The Godfather - loaded with quotes to live by:
Michael: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator.
Kay: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed.
Michael: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?

Don Corleone:
* I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless. But not men.
* What have I ever done to make you to treat me so disrespectfully? If you had come to me in friendship then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies then they would become my enemies. And then, they would fear you.

Tom Hagen:
Mr. Corleone never asks a second favor once he's refused the first, understood?

[MisterD]

I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise.

[TLMAN]

ARNIE: If it bleeds we can kill it!!

[avgas]

"They change, they deny, they contradict–and they call it growth. At the end there’s nothing left, nothing unrevered or unbetrayed; as if there had never been any entity, only a succession of adjectives fading in and out on an unformed mass." The fountainhead (its black and white)

[Mental Trousers]

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get inside your limo and let you put your finger inside me. And if I go down on you, I get a movie part.

Matt Damon!

[HenryDorsetCase]

Tom Hagen:
Mr. Corleone never asks a second favor once he's refused the first, understood?

Leave the gun. Bring the canolis.

[peasea]

"An after dinner mint Sir? It is wafer thin".

Oh yeah, that's gold.

[Gubb]

I love lamp.

[Mental Trousers]

[row]
[col]Leeloo:
Korben Dallas:
Leeloo:
Korben Dallas:
Leeloo:
Korben Dallas:
Leeloo:
Korben Dallas:[/col]
[col]Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.
Yeah.
Mul-ti-pass.
Yeah, multipass, she knows it's a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife.
Mul-ti-pass.
We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen...
Mul-ti-pass.
Yes, she knows it's a multipass. Anyway, we're in love.[/col][/row]

[Usarka]

Chet: All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!



Chet: Take advantage of our penny pussy sale. Buy any piece of pussy at our regular price, you get another piece of pussy, of equal or lesser value, for a penny. Now try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, FUCK IT!

[peasea]

"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Mae West.

[HRH]

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy"
"Yes! We are all individuals!"
"I've got a friend from Wome...his name's Biggis...."
"Welease Woderwick the Wobber!"
"Blessed are the cheesemakers"

One movie - plenty of awesum lines!
The Life of Brian - Monty Python

[Chisanga]

"I eat Green Beret's for Breakfast"

"What we need are knives... big, fuck off shiny ones!"

[Usarka]

1. Enough is enough! I've had it with these mutha fuckin' snakes on this mutha fuckin' plane!

2. So, it's just you 57 punks against Kung Fu Joe? Master of kung-fu, karate, jiu-jitsu, and all kinds of other shit you ain't never heard of! Hahahahahahahaaaaa! [Sound of multiple police weapons being discharged]

3. I hate Illinois Nazis.