-- You Call That a Knife? THIS is a Knife!
-- You Call That a Knife? THIS is a Knife!
"People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule
"Beans son, lotsa beans"
Vanishing Point.
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........![]()
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
*upon seeing the Wicker man* "Oh my God!"
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
"I'll be back" ...because.. he is.. he does come back!![]()
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Best place to stay in Hawkes Bay here
Nearly all men can stand adversity and hard time, but if you want to test a mans true character, give him power....
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"We need a new vehicle" Terminator 3
Grow older but never grow up
French movie called "La cité de la peur" (take the piss of all those american movies, kinda scary movie but a bit finer as it's french humour lol):
Him: Vous voulez du whisky? (do you want some whiskey?)
Her: Juste un doigt (just a finger)
Him: vous etes sure vous ne voulez pas du whisky d'abord? (you sure you don't want any whiskey first??)
favourite movie ever..wish it could be translated in english..but meh..not sure it'll that funny then
The best moments (even in french you can understand the situations..)
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