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    Who's not stupid??

    Well here we are. I'm standing in the kitchen getting dinner ready and Ripper Roo92 says "Name a country starting with U". Now being used to trick questions in our household I immediately said "Uganda, Uruguay,United States of America" (getting a bit desperate with the last one, as I'm sure most people often don't put the United... bit at the start). Come with me says my son and watch this. So dutifully I follow him to his room and watch the youtube clip he has ready to roll. Look up "Americans are not stupid, with subtitles". I nearly wet myself. An Aussie reporter asks random questions in America and the answers he receives are side splitting.
    Sorry I don't know how to embed clips so you'll need to look it up yourself. It is worth it. I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes.

    p.s. my apologies to our American buddies out there, but you know we just can't help ourselves......
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    Oh, I hope it's not a dreaded repost. If it is can I get a spanking?
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    What's not a repost?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Oh, I hope it's not a dreaded repost. If it is can I get a spanking?
    Even if its not, you may get a few "offers"... just in case.
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    I couldnt believe the amount of yanks who thought NZ is part of Oz!!....

    OH!! Whos spanking who!?
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    If you get asked that question always say Ubakistan. I have no idea if it exists or not, but usually the asker doesn't either......

    Is this what you mean......




    (tip, in utube highlight the text in the "Embed" box on the right and simply paste into your post)..

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    I didn't see until 2nd viewing that Australia was actually labelled "Iran" on the map so that's why people pinned the thingy there; Australia and New Zealand had been labelled North and South Korea too I think which is why the odd comment about North Korea being so much bigger.
    p.s. Thanks Usarka!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparky Bills View Post
    I couldnt believe the amount of yanks who thought NZ is part of Oz!!....

    OH!! Whos spanking who!?
    Who cares? Break out the paddles and go hard, screaming out the names of countries that start with'U'. Then post the video on YouTube. (Bad pun I know....)

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    Oh fuck me!!
    "How many sides does a triangle have?" "Four", geezus, even a four year old would know that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    If you get asked that question always say Ubakistan. I have no idea if it exists or not, but usually the asker doesn't either........
    Dunno, but Uzbekistan does...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Sorry I don't know how to embed clips so you'll need to look it up yourself. It is worth it. I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes.
    :

    Like this one...?

    It's called "the dumbing down of America"

    America got quite a shock in the early 60's with Russia launching the first satellite and the first man into space. It responded by overhauling its education system and started spitting out nerds with pocket protectors and slide rulers left right and centre in order to edged ahead in the space race and other technologies.

    After the space race ended however, a deliberate decision was made to run down the public education system so they could turn out people more suited to be standing in production lines producing pickup trucks instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dipshit View Post
    ...... a deliberate decision was made to run down the public education system so they could turn out people more suited to be standing in production lines producing pickup trucks instead.....
    they were turning out australians?
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    Yeah, and didn't they make some cool pickup trucks. Dodge Ram, oooh-er!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Oh, I hope it's not a dreaded repost. If it is can I get a spanking?


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    Quote Originally Posted by yod View Post
    they were turning out australians?
    I'm sure you know why Australians only get half hour lunch breaks.

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