Talking of Rugby

[icekiwi]

Talking of Rugby ……..



Three Australians were in a bar in London and spotted a New Zealander. So, one of the Australians walked over to the New Zealander and tapped him on the shoulder.

"Hey, I hear your Daniel Carter is a faggot."

"Oh really?” replied the Kiwi. “Hhmm, I didn't know that.”

Puzzled, the Australian walked back to his buddies.

"I told him Daniel Carter is a faggot, and he didn't care," he told them.

The second Australian piped up.

"Strewth, Brucey, you just don't know how to set him off…….... watch and learn." And so the second Australian walked over to the New Zealander and tapped him on the shoulder.

"Hey, I hear your Daniel Carter is a poofter, transvestite faggot!"

"Oh really, hmm, I didn't know that," responded the Kiwi again blandly.

Shocked beyond belief, the second Australian went back to his buddies.

“You're right, “he told them. “He's unshakable!"

The third Australian remarked,

"Boys, ya just don’t know how ta do it. I'll say something that’ll really tick him off... just watch."

So the third Australian walked over to the New Zealander and tapped him on the shoulder

"I hear Daniel Carter is an Australian!

"Yeah, “answered the Kiwi. “That's what your buddies were trying to tell me."

[nallac]

hahahaha thats good!.