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    Wink 300mph speeding ticket

    don't you wish you had the capabilities of the aircraft to be able to deal with police radars
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    dont waste your time or time will waste you

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    Ha ha ha haaaaaaaa, damn that's funny... Are you saying that we should all be installing a sidewinder radar protection system to our bikes and if the bastards dare point that thing at us again they'll be wiped from existince... Can't say I agree with that, but i'm happy to test out the science!!!!
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    would have been a laugh if the plane had launched the missiles.

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    Funny post we enjoyed it. Cheers John.

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    #1: Repost.
    #2: Wouldn't you love to have a ticket at that speed, to frame and hang on the wall!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    #2: Wouldn't you love to have a ticket at that speed, to frame and hang on the wall!
    Right next to your prison bed!!!
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    #1: Repost.
    #2: Wouldn't you love to have a ticket at that speed, to frame and hang on the wall!
    Reposted several times ... also story is full of holes. Why would the police issue a notice to the airforce? Why were the systems armed?
    Still, someones made a decent April 1 story ...

    This is a story that is a documented story ... if you buy a McClaren F1 you get full 24/7 telemetry support from McClaren. A German business man got home one day and found the McC helicopter touching down in his grounds (if you can afford one, you do tend to have grounds ... ). "We've come because there's a problem with your car ... its reporting your average speed this week as 320kph so there must be a system problem" ...
    "No problem, I just have a 10k commute down the autobahn, and that's my speed ..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Ha ha ha haaaaaaaa, damn that's funny... Are you saying that we should all be installing a sidewinder radar protection system to our bikes and if the bastards dare point that thing at us again they'll be wiped from existince... Can't say I agree with that, but i'm happy to test out the science!!!!
    dreaming is free,till the gubment finds out
    dont waste your time or time will waste you

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    Quote Originally Posted by 90s View Post
    Reposted several times ... also story is full of holes. Why would the police issue a notice to the airforce? Why were the systems armed?
    Still, someones made a decent April 1 story ...

    This is a story that is a documented story ... if you buy a McClaren F1 you get full 24/7 telemetry support from McClaren. A German business man got home one day and found the McC helicopter touching down in his grounds (if you can afford one, you do tend to have grounds ... ). "We've come because there's a problem with your car ... its reporting your average speed this week as 320kph so there must be a system problem" ...
    "No problem, I just have a 10k commute down the autobahn, and that's my speed ..."

    Ah, the autobahn-bahn, the autobahn-bahn ...
    if it is a re-post sorry,but i enjoyed it and thought i would share
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Right next to your prison bed!!!
    With the NZ justice system? I don't think so!
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    I'd suggest a quick visit to snopes to check it...

    Plenty of things to point out - the most obvious being that Sidewinder missiles are Air-To-Air not Air-To-Ground... Just goes to show how poorly the hoax has been researched. If you consider the operating principles of radar guns and radar jammers it becomes even more evident... Sorry.
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    go on. spoil the fantasy with fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    I'd suggest a quick visit to snopes to check it...

    Plenty of things to point out - the most obvious being that Sidewinder missiles are Air-To-Air not Air-To-Ground... Just goes to show how poorly the hoax has been researched. If you consider the operating principles of radar guns and radar jammers it becomes even more evident... Sorry.
    sheez I heard a Simon Cowell voice reading that post out.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by nudemetalz View Post
    sheez I heard a Simon Cowell voice reading that post out.....
    I don't know who Simon Cowell is...
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    I don't know who Simon Cowell is...
    ah....
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