Apocalypse in 24hrs, what do you do?

**TOTO** · 2nd June 2008, 01:50

Lets imagine that you knew for sure that exactly in 24hours apocalypse is gonna occur.

You cant stop it.

What do you do for the next 24hours ?

My plan is ride 12 hours and eat junk food, stakes, cafier, shag another 11.5 hours, then in the last 30 min both me and my gf down a bottle of whiskey, we fall asleep together and thats it.

your turn.

**Winston001** · 2nd June 2008, 03:01

Hmmmm toughie. I'd get my matter transmitter out of the garage (cunningly disguised as a yellow Ducati) and dial in the co-ordinates for Alpha Centauri. The difficulty is I'd want to take the wife and kids and they won't all fit....problems problems.....

**skidMark** · 2nd June 2008, 03:10

Say goodbye to loved ones... hop on bike go for massive ride full tit like a crazed mofo...

then goto the top of the highest mountain (in my area...with a road) with bike stare the Apocalypse in the face and let it take me.

**skidMark** · 2nd June 2008, 03:11

Originally Posted by Winston001

Hmmmm toughie. I'd get my matter transmitter out of the garage (cunningly disguised as a yellow Ducati) and dial in the co-ordinates for Alpha Centauri. The difficulty is I'd want to take the wife and kids and they won't all fit....problems problems.....

End of world, you think the ducati shop is really gunna care if you were to take a couple?

**fatzx10r** · 2nd June 2008, 03:15

im guna watch the superbikes first, then

**skidMark** · 2nd June 2008, 03:29

Originally Posted by fatzx10r

im guna watch the superbikes first, then

Um and erm.

Do you think the tv people are going to be at work to transmit it to you. nobody would be at work would they? lol

**fatzx10r** · 2nd June 2008, 03:34

Originally Posted by skidMark

Um and erm.

Do you think the tv people are going to be at work to transmit it to you. nobody would be at work would they? lol

well it starts in 2hours, so some prick had better be there. lol

**Trudes** · 2nd June 2008, 08:36

I'd ring my mum and tell her I love her then I would go and get a 1098 on tick and go for the fastest ride I have ever done, cause if I fall off and die, who gives a shit!
If I survive that, get all my mates in one place, have a massive piss up and feed, do copious amounts of drugs, party hard and then shag until the world ends.

**Subike** · 2nd June 2008, 08:40

smile and kiss my sorry ass goodbye

**James Deuce** · 2nd June 2008, 08:42

Hunt down TOTO.

**Bonez** · 2nd June 2008, 08:45

Sleep on it.

And make a decision in the morning.

**gijoe1313** · 2nd June 2008, 09:03

Load a truck up with toilet paper, pour paint into balloons, make a shaving cream pie thrower, mount a giant bubble making machine in the rear, put some dutch barrel organ music into a PA system and then drive around ... load all my bikes up too ...

TPing houses, cars and everything around ....
Splatting colourful paint patterns with the paint bombs via the shaving cream pie thrower ...
Launching shaving cream pies at people, pets and places ....
Giant clouds of bubbles bobbling away into the distance ...

And for the piece de resistance, just before the event, find a big cliff ... start up all my bikes, ride the throttle and catapult each of them off the cliff ... and for the finale ... hop on my little ol'hornet, get the longest run up and just do an Eviel Knievel ..."Top of the World ma! Top of the world!"

**martybabe** · 2nd June 2008, 09:14

Get hold of a pipe ,I'd love to smoke a pipe again. Ride to the top of a mountain on a trail bike with a bottle of glenfarclas 105 cask strength whisky a curved pipe and some tobacco. Thank the cosmos for giving me my kids and exit stage left, puffing away and drinking whisky with the sheep.

Oh but before I go riding up that hill, I'd like to take a hammer to the renovated bathroom for taking the last 4 weeks outta my life and still looking shite.And I'd like to turn on every bloody light I can find and start every engine I can, I'm sick of saving energy.