Weekend cruiser
A biker is riding along a country lane, when a sparrow flies up in front of him. The biker can't do anything and hits the sparrow. As he looks in his rear view mirror, he sees the sparrow lying in the road. Being the kind of guy he is, he stops, picks up the sparrow and takes it home and puts it in a cage, still in a coma. When the sparrow wakes up the following morning, he looks through the bars of the cage and says, "Shit, I must have killed the biker".
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Just slightly disturbed.
Are you asking about the sparrow or the biker?Originally Posted by Mikkel
I wouldn’t be broke if the voices in my head paid rent
Comfortably Different
hahahaha funny. bling for you
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Ask Barbender what he does when he hits birds...
Weekend cruiser
HA HA
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Good joke
First sparrow i hit i did similar. it was cripple on the road so me and my mate stopped and moved it to the side, i felt really bad. ahh well.
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First time i hita bird i ddnt care. The first time i hit a rabbit i went back and ran over it again. It was fun.
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