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  1. 10th June 2008, 09:03 #1
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    Poor Honda owner

    Guy on a Honda pulls up to a toll booth. Toll collector says "Two dollars". Honda rider says "Sold!"
    Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will fix it. You don't need to keep reminding him every 6 months
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  2. 10th June 2008, 09:35 #2
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    LOL very good, even from a honda rider
    Bring on the weekend
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    yeah , good one

    had my share of mightly Hondas,

    but thats fucken funny dude

    rep coming at you


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    Talk about funny! I very nearly but not quite smiled.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.

    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....
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  6. 10th June 2008, 11:54 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    Talk about funny! I very nearly but not quite smiled.
    Don't worry about being slow. You might get it tomorrow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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  8. 10th June 2008, 12:00 #8
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    Why would a toll collector want to buy a honda?
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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  9. 10th June 2008, 17:37 #9
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    Arse...

    Arse, I got mine for $3! What a ripoff
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  10. 10th June 2008, 17:49 #10
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    Hahaha!
    Short but funny jokes rule!


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  11. 10th June 2008, 18:35 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Why would a toll collector want to buy a honda?
    So he can get $4.00 for it
    Fook Yeah!...Me Got DRZ400sm Now!

    & still can't spell for shit!
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  12. 10th June 2008, 19:01 #12
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