I need a divorce

[RantyDave]

And I quote: "If it flies, floats or fucks - rent it. It'll be cheaper in the long term."

Says he - happily "with" but not married

Dave

[fire eyes]

hahahaha .. good on you BMW ... although I do not condone name calling .. I am still giglging.

[tri boy]

I shouldnt be reading all this

Not even married yet

Married folk are like drug dealers.
They convince you it's the way to go, so that more people can share the misery. Living in sin is way cooler, and you don't waste money feeding rellies that you can't stand, at the wedding.

[Kittyhawk]

Some dont believe in marriage, these days its too easy to cheat with the various types of technology available and relationships dont have that same value as what they did 20+ years ago.

People walk at the first sign of a rocky patch, since the grass is greener on the other side, most like to cross and graze.

[Zookey]

Well if ya all watched the news last night you would have seen that there is now 25% of couples living without the religious conatations here in ;WHAT do they call this place.?

[Grub]

Divorce is a way to split your assets equally between your wife and her lawyer...

Except in this case I think.

If you haven't lived to gether for 2 years then the matrimonial property act doesn't kick in.

[BiK3RChiK]

Some dont believe in marriage, these days its too easy to cheat with the various types of technology available and relationships dont have that same value as what they did 20+ years ago.

People walk at the first sign of a rocky patch, since the grass is greener on the other side, most like to cross and graze.

Only to find that the grass often isn't greener over in dem dere pastures!

[Mom]

Can I get a divorce before being separated for the minim of 2 years? or can I have it Annulled?

I have been told there is an ability to get a marraige declared void if it is of less than 6 months duration. Have no idea is that is true or not, but check it out. Ring the registrar of your local family court and ask!

[RiderInBlack]

Only to find that the grass often isn't greener over in dem dere pastures!

Or that ya don't like grass LOL

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Except in this case I think.

If you haven't lived to gether for 2 years then the matrimonial property act doesn't kick in.

Ah yes but they are married......
That 2 year thing is only if you are living together i believe.

[1 Free Man]

She is a fulltime professional that earns nearly as much as me, and allows me to spend a considerable amount of her income as well as my own. I assure you, without her, I would be far far worse off as far as spending money on bikes goes

Forget previous advise. Sounds like your on a winner

[1 Free Man]

Thats me!!

I wasnt allowed bikes

And i have two great bikes and spend my $$ however i want

Life is good.....now.Very pleased I'm divorced

Hey helenoftroy
You stole my post. LOL how did you do that?? Clever girl!!
Just what you said from the male perspective. Only have one bike though you lucky thing.
Life is good and will be very please when I'm divorced then it will really be

[Mike748]

Meh, you might get it right first time around, it not you'll be like me and get it right second time....

+1, I like to think that we can learn from past mistakes.

[rudolph]

That's actually unlikely. If you fail at marriage the first time round, you're more likely to fuck the second one up too, than you were to fuck up the first one in the first place.

/edit: Sadly

I won't be getting married next time round, once was quit enough

[scumdog]

That's actually unlikely. If you fail at marriage the first time round, you're more likely to fuck the second one up too, than you were to fuck up the first one in the first place.

/edit: Sadly

Meh, I'm the spanner in your theory (so to speak).

My first marraige effed up because I didn't marry my second wife first - who I'm still maried to.

(If you can figure THAT out)