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    somewun dun eemaled me this

    REDNECK LOVE POEM

    Susie Lee done fell in love,
    She planned to marry Joe;
    She was so happy 'bout it all
    She told her Pappy so.

    Pappy told her, Susie Gal
    You'll have to find another,
    I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know
    But, Joe is yo' half brother.

    So Susie put aside her Joe
    And planned to marry Will,
    But after telling Pappy this
    He said, "There's trouble still.

    You can't marry Will, my Gal,
    And please don't tell you' Mother,
    But Will and Joe, and several mo'
    I know is your half brother."

    But Mama knew and said, my Child,
    Just do what makes yo' happy,
    Marry Will or marry Joe,
    You ain't no kin to Pappy.
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    Ah here da banjo's pluck'n.
    Tain't good nuff for our family, then she tain't good nuff for theres.

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    sounds more like them dang hillbillies to me!


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    Yeah, inbreeding wouldn't have fazed a true redneck - no sirree!
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    Hahahaha

    Thanks for sharing
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    Yep them rednecks passed a law so that even if they do get a divorce they are still cousins afterward.
    Never too old to Rock n Roll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Yeah, inbreeding wouldn't have fazed a true redneck - no sirree!
    That's why we have gawd dang country musick.
    Hello officer put it on my tab

    Don't steal the government hates competition.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ynot slow View Post
    That's why we have gawd dang country musick.
    you hasslin mah country music...dang it man, ya got no taste, if there aint a dang fiddle then it aint music...


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    bloody hippies
    It is what it is

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    A true Redneck enjoys both types of music.

    Country & Western
    Arguing with an Engineer is like wrestling a pig in mud.

    After a while you realise the pig is enjoying it.

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