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    Pillion (Mrs Shrek)

    Hi Guys
    I'm Mrs Shrek married to Shrek lone rider (who sometimes doesn't ride alone coz he takes me with him)
    Just finding my way around here.
    Looking forward to summer when I come out of hiberation bye till then

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    Welcome to KB, Mrs Shrek
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    Shrek, so discerning in women, so sloppy with bike brands. Cheers John.

    T-I-G-E-R spells Tiger by Triumph now there's discerning for ya.

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    Welcome. I thought you were hottest in the first movie.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Welcome to the funny farm!

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    So Mrs Shrek (adjusting the light so it does shine directly into your eyes)

    Are you going to stay a pillion passenger, totally at the mercy of Mr Shreks riding ability or is your real reason for coming here a strong indication that you, yourself will be purchasing of your own little piece of seclusion. So that together you can get away in your own little worlds?
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    Welcome Mrs Shrek, Its all about being part of the team.
    If you are behind meDont ask as I am lost too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Welcome. I thought you were hottest in the first movie.
    so did shrek

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    Welcome to you Mrs Shrek...I like my eggs over easy, just don't sing to the birdie this time, ok?
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chubby View Post
    So Mrs Shrek (adjusting the light so it does shine directly into your eyes)

    Are you going to stay a pillion passenger, totally at the mercy of Mr Shreks riding ability or is your real reason for coming here a strong indication that you, yourself will be purchasing of your own little piece of seclusion. So that together you can get away in your own little worlds?
    now you've turned me into an ogre turn off the light

    don't think they'll wait for a 125cc twin. Anyway how can I :ZEDS: if i'm

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    Welcome to the nut farm babe..
    GET ON
    SIT DOWN
    SHUT UP
    HANG ON

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Shrek, so discerning in women, so sloppy with bike brands. Cheers John.

    T-I-G-E-R spells Tiger by Triumph now there's discerning for ya.
    BMW = Beautiful Maiden on Wheels

    TIGER = Tinny Impression Gone Extreemly (W)Rong

    Hi old fella

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    well Grasshopper (Mrs Shrek you don't mind if I call you Grasshopper eh, didn't think so), the extent of happiness found is limited to the extent that you get involved.

    All will wait for a 125 (herd of pubs and cafe's?) and that to fully straddle and ride a hulking throbbing beast, first you must awaken the soul. Thats why we have 125's.

    Hope you get out and about regularly.
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    Hi and welcome, get a two stroke, you'll love it!!

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