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    Balls in a jar....urban myth?

    Quote from a female friend.

    "Got a bloke drunk and bet him that he couldn't get both his bollocks into a standard Marmite jar. This is an easy feat: one simply pops them in, one at a time. Unfortunately there isn't room for both a plum and a digit, negating the chances of removing said testicles. Nothing makes a girl happier than watching a grown man's face as he holds a claw hammer and contemplates smashing the glass jar which houses his gonads."

    The scientist in me kinda has to know..............
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    Ahhhhhhhhhhh the ole' Marmite jar aye?
    There was a similar story around years ago involving Pete Sinclear and a Marmite jar...but it was stuck us his arse...

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Ahhhhhhhhhhh the ole' Marmite jar aye?
    There was a similar story around years ago involving Pete Sinclear and a Marmite jar...but it was stuck us his arse...
    I remember that story. I never knew if it was true, but he seemed to disappear after that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ferris View Post
    I remember that story. I never knew if it was true, but he seemed to disappear after that.
    Na it didnt disappear, they got it out...

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    my tiny balls fit in there easy.

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