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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    They also do a mighty impressive job of defending their home given their limited resources.
    Most countries that size could do a similar job, given preferential arms deals from the USA and unlimited funds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    They're a smart people alright... someone mentioned that the Intel P4 was developed by Israeli workers, well, the Core series of CPUs which replaced them was designed by them too!
    [insert large list of things not invented by Israelis here]

    By that logic, the Romans were pretty smart because they invented the trireme despite the fact that the framework for that allowed the triremes to first be constructed had been built up over centuries by other races and civilisations.

    Saying the Israelis are smart because they they developed the P4 chip ignores all the "smart" people who developed metallurgy, electricity, the first computers and all the other prerequisites that allowed the Intel P4 chip to be designed.

    (Yes, technically speaking the Romans were not the first to build triremes, but since noone knows their exact origin, I'm using the Romans to put my point across rather than splitting hairs. Bah.)

    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    They also do a mighty impressive job of defending their home given their limited resources. They've never admitted to to having nuclear weapons, but we're all going to enjoy watching them turn the rag heads into glass soon enough
    Yes. Limited resources being years of support from the most technologically advanced military superpower in the world. Yeeees. I can see that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Most countries that size could do a similar job, given preferential arms deals from the USA and unlimited funds.
    No, NZ is of a similar size, and we'd piss it all away saving lepers, give it to the Maoris under some sort of customary rights deal, or fuck it up in any one of a number of other ways. Most countries couldn't organise a fuck in a brothel, let alone defending their borders on all sides from hostile scarabs and yet still producing worthy advancements in a variety of fields.


    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post
    Yes. Limited resources being years of support from the most technologically advanced military superpower in the world. Yeeees. I can see that.
    Yes, because it's all about teh weapons...

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    I've thought about this a lot and I have come to a decision:

    I shall eat more bacon.
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    Stay away from the Jew Pastrami!
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    Yes, because it's all about teh weapons...
    And money, doctrines, intelligence, support at the UN

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    If the Jews are so smart, how come they spent 40 years wandering in the wilderness then settled on the only piece of the middle east without oil?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pete376403 View Post
    If the Jews are so smart, how come they spent 40 years wandering in the wilderness then settled on the only piece of the middle east without oil?
    This is one of the biggest mysteries of the ancient world. I do believe that that G-d really meant to give Moses the land of Canada, not Canaan. Moses was asked by G-d to which country he would like to take the children of Israel. Moses was a stutterer and he wanted to say Canada, but it came out as Ca-ca-ca-na-na-na. So God thought he meant Canaan and sent the children of Israel there. And so, instead of being US of A's next door neighbors, we ended up in the Middle Eastern blight, surrounded by sand and Arabs and with no oil well in sight...
    "People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winston001 View Post
    2. Jewish people have maintained racial purity far above any other population group over 2000 years. It's quite remarkable and demonstrated by DNA. .
    There is a Jewish gene? Then there must be a catholic or protestant gene also?
    An atheiest gene or just a lack of one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Now, let's not go bringing cannibalism into this matter too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pete376403 View Post
    Originally Posted by Winston001 View Post
    2. Jewish people have maintained racial purity far above any other population group over 2000 years. It's quite remarkable and demonstrated by DNA. .
    It would be 5768 years. The Christian calendar is 2008 years old, the Jewish calendar is 5768 years old...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pete376403 View Post
    If the Jews are so smart, how come they spent 40 years wandering in the wilderness then settled on the only piece of the middle east without oil?
    Yeah, they really got stung on the milk and honey futures market eh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alanzs View Post
    It would be 5768 years. The Christian calendar is 2008 years old, the Jewish calendar is 5768 years old...
    Mmmm The purity has been maintained since the Diaspora which, if we are to be accurate, began about 800BC, but really got underway when the Romans suppressed the Jewish people after 66AD. They were kicked out of Palestine and that's where today's Polish and Russian Jewish populations originated from.

    Its kinda remarkable after all that time that this ethnic group has kept marrying and having children within the group. Maori by comparison are highly diluted.

    Ain't life interesting!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winston001 View Post
    Its kinda remarkable after all that time that this ethnic group has kept marrying and having children within the group. Maori by comparison are highly diluted.

    Ain't life interesting!!
    So is the banjo a Jewish invention then?
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