Favourite words or sayings?

[Zuki Bandit]

Better than "Dropping the Cosby kids off at the Pool".

Funckin brilliant! How about, "having a gay baby".

[Zuki Bandit]

"Tattered Shammy".

The bitch had flaps on her like a "Tattered Shammy"!

[Number One]

There are a couple of words that whenever I hear them or say them I can't help but crack up..... Scrotum..... I love that word, could say it all day! Can't get away from fuck too, I love to say fuck, always have!

iT'S OFFICIAL. You are a bad influence on me and we have spent too much time together!

I went walkies today and on my way I passed a really muddy filthy car and I only just barely restrained myself from finger paint writing 'Fucking Scrotum!' into the side of it It was just screaming in my head do it, do it, do it...you know you want to...just write Fucking scrotum and then leg it...go on, go on....

Being the lady that I am though I just giggled to myself, thought of you and walked on.

[Trudes]

iT'S OFFICIAL. You are a bad influence on me and we have spent too much time together!

I went walkies today and on my way I passed a really muddy filthy car and I only just barely restrained myself from finger paint writing 'Fucking Scrotum!' into the side of it It was just screaming in my head do it, do it, do it...you know you want to...just write Fucking scrotum and then leg it...go on, go on....

Being the lady that I am though I just giggled to myself, thought of you and walked on.

haha, I'm glad you restrained yourself and didn't do it and blame it on me!!

I was walking the other day and saw these kids writing 'Faget' on people's frosted up car windows, so I stopped and said "do you know whose car that is?" and they said "no" and I said, "Oh I thought it must have been your dad's car seeing as you think you have the right to write that on it. How about you piss off and stop it, if it's not yours don't touch it", so they started to walk away and I called back "best you try and learn how to spell fagot properly while you're at school today too". Anywayyyyyy, good girl for the restraint, scrotum!

[ManDownUnder]

"Fuckwit" - it's blunt to the piont and very satisfying to bestow on a worthy recipient.

"Cunt" - see "fuckwit"

"Slartibartfast". A name from the HHGTTG, but just rolls off the tongue nicely.

"Dipsy Doodle" - anything that's not level really.

Anything "stick".
"Boom stick" = gun
"Hitting stick" = hammer
"Screwing stick" = screwdriver
etc

[scumdog]

"Tattered Shammy".

The bitch had flaps on her like a "Tattered Shammy"!

Tattered chamois I think is the proper spelling - but I like the comparison!!

"Piss-flaps like John Waynes saddle-bags" is another one.

[ManDownUnder]

Arse... is a good word, especially when pronounced with the correct diction

You're flirting with carver again ain't ya.... ya little tease...

[Whynot]

Grogan.

Once a grogan drops off your arse by whatever means, (rocking, banging against the seat, coaxing with paper or your fingers) it becomes a turd. If you let the grogan remain, it becomes a massive dingleberry, once it dries. Grogans are moist; dingleberries are dry.

Arguing with a women, is like wrestling with a pig in mud...after a while you realise the pig is enjoying it...

Also knew a guy that would describe another guy as one that would "throw his hand into bed and jump in after it and rape it".

''She has a face on er' like a horse chewing thistles''

''With those teeth you could eat a pie through a picket fence''
''Or an apple through a tennis racket''

This thread is awesome

[alanzs]

Felcher. "Will Mr Felcher please come to the receptionist desk?"
Does anyone know what it means? Go on, take a guess!!!! Dare you, come on, dare you!

[P38]

Queer Git!

or

What are Ya!

Still works well for me

[MIXONE]

"One mother twenty seven father" does it for me.

[carver]

You're flirting with carver again ain't ya.... ya little tease...

your avatar just makes me think of what i would do if i got my way with you MDU

[driftn]

Felcher. "Will Mr Felcher please come to the receptionist desk?"
Does anyone know what it means? Go on, take a guess!!!! Dare you, come on, dare you!

[ynot slow]

Similar to the FELCHER call,

We rang a local bar and asked to be connected to the public bar,nice young blonde answered(we knew she would),we asked if she could get a Mr.Hunt to the phone,she asked and came back saying not here,I said shit ask for him by his name Michael,another wait,no not here,then I said try Mike,the loud speaker was heard on the phone is Mike Hunt here,anyone seen Mike Hunt?


At work we use the name of kunt for things,i.e who left that there?reply oh the chinese guy Sum Kunt,works for doing a stupid thing,Dumb Kunt.

We had a bar with an internet connected game ,if you were in top 5 in the bar your name waas entered,I tried Some Cunt,and the machine wrote unsavoury language or similar is unacceptable please use proper name,so I wrote Sum Kunt.

[pete376403]

"Whale Oil Beef Hooked" - expresion of surprise or disbelief