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    Quote Originally Posted by Kornholio View Post
    Is it true that women get orgasms while in the saddle or is it a myth??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kornholio View Post
    I think for a guy you would just get sore nuts
    Only if ya have no rhythm or balance. Had the odd nut crusher trotting the horse when I first started riding until I got the rhythm right. Liked cantering/galloping better (but then I was always a hoon on horse back).
    A few of my women horse customs have stated that they had their "first" ones on horse back, but I would love ta see Mythbusters test that Myth, LOL.
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    An hour of trotting with no stirrups can cause enough friction to light a fire in the jodhpurs of even the most frigid women!

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    By the way I have heard that an old HD has the same effect
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    well it was a brilliant fine day today .. but a bit hard to tell at 5am, but finished work at 3.30 and was going to take BB out for a blat (been a crap few days at work although I saved a half million dollar acc)

    but instead thought I would go to ponies & remove their covers for half a hour or so & clean them up a bit (remove some of the mud)

    well they went blardy nuts, hooning bucking, rearing farting & having a damn good blat before having a roll (yeah more mud) can see their coats just starting to shift so another week or so & they will be in full moult (warmer weather is on the way) but damn they sure made me laugh with their antics & must be just about time to start riding them again

    well in all they sure put me back in a good mood
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    yep long time horse here.
    dont ride these days but still have a couple just not with me so misses them.
    never fitted into the English thing either.
    is also allergic to horses was a right pain in the ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by chanceyy View Post
    well it was a brilliant fine day today .. but a bit hard to tell at 5am, but finished work at 3.30 and was going to take BB out for a blat (been a crap few days at work although I saved a half million dollar acc)

    but instead thought I would go to ponies & remove their covers for half a hour or so & clean them up a bit (remove some of the mud)

    well they went blardy nuts, hooning bucking, rearing farting & having a damn good blat before having a roll (yeah more mud) can see their coats just starting to shift so another week or so & they will be in full moult (warmer weather is on the way) but damn they sure made me laugh with their antics & must be just about time to start riding them again

    well in all they sure put me back in a good mood
    ..silly season is nigh!!
    Lots of bucking and rearing going on at home too....makes you laugh alright.
    My boy has decided that chasing the sheep is just sooooo much fun and I am not sure how to cure him of that one. He stops if I growl at him and then turns and gives me the horse equivalent of the fingers...you know the buck with the two hooves senario How rude!

    Oh dear, another sad little post from the man who thinks sarcasm is wit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    An hour of trotting with no stirrups can cause enough friction to light a fire in the jodhpurs of even the most frigid women!
    Oh lol I had to LMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monamie View Post
    My boy has decided that chasing the sheep is just sooooo much fun and I am not sure how to cure him of that one.
    I would seriously suggest ya put him in another paddock than the one that has the sheep in. Geldings have been known to kill smaller grazers, especial calves and lambs. Have seen it. If ya horse is chasing them, the sheep are at risk. Even if he is just "Playing", he could spook them into a fence or drain. Please do something about his paddocking NOW!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RiderInBlack View Post
    I would seriously suggest ya put him in another paddock than the one that has the sheep in. Geldings have been known to kill smaller grazers, especial calves and lambs. Have seen it. If ya horse is chasing them, the sheep are at risk. Even if he is just "Playing", he could spook them into a fence or drain. Please do something about his paddocking NOW!!
    Or the bloody horse will put his leg through the wire playing and kicking,not nice no8 wire and tendons.Or chase the buggers through the fence.
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    haha yep we had a horse at work that started pulling the wool off a sheep, the sheep was lame and couldn't really get away, but if I shouted at it it stopped but we moved the horse in the end cause ya can't keep looking at it all day ( although much better than working )

    Quote Originally Posted by RiderInBlack View Post
    I would seriously suggest ya put him in another paddock than the one that has the sheep in. Geldings have been known to kill smaller grazers, especial calves and lambs. Have seen it. If ya horse is chasing them, the sheep are at risk. Even if he is just "Playing", he could spook them into a fence or drain. Please do something about his paddocking NOW!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RiderInBlack View Post
    I would seriously suggest ya put him in another paddock than the one that has the sheep in. Geldings have been known to kill smaller grazers, especial calves and lambs. Have seen it. If ya horse is chasing them, the sheep are at risk. Even if he is just "Playing", he could spook them into a fence or drain. Please do something about his paddocking NOW!!
    Hey thanks for your concern but no need to panic with the `now' thing.....the sheep graze through three paddocks and he only has access to one of them....they only come into his paddock when I am in there with him to see me as they are pet sheep.
    I am very aware of his antics as he was a pig hunting horse (carried the pigs out...one of those follow you anywhere types) and has a big dislike for dogs and anything small and zippy!! I know he would kill as he tries to `protect' me from anything/everyone (gelded late too!). He gets very jealous when I work the other horses....I love him to bits and trust him as much as you can safely trust a horse.

    Thanks heaps for your thoughts though...I know they can be very unpredictable and sure do some silly things.

    Oh dear, another sad little post from the man who thinks sarcasm is wit.

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    Lol, I rode a horse like that for awhile, I think that she trusted me more than I trusted her though..... Never been able to afford a beasty of my own though
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