Rob Norris Fan Club

**motorbyclist** · 20th June 2008, 00:14

Rob Norris does not sleep - He waits.

**PirateJafa** · 20th June 2008, 05:53

Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Rob Norris roundhouse kicks you, your relatives will feel it.

**PirateJafa** · 20th June 2008, 05:54

Rob Norris once played Russian roulette with a Glock and won.

**PirateJafa** · 20th June 2008, 05:56

Rob Norris' kernel never panics.

**EJK** · 20th June 2008, 10:47

When Rob Norris wheelies his bike, His front wheel doesn't go up. The Earth goes down..

**EJK** · 20th June 2008, 10:51

Rob Norris taught Evel Knievel how to jump on a bike. Evel's broken bones record was not caused by his accidents. It was caused by Norris' disciplinary training

**ehab2weelr** · 20th June 2008, 11:42

Once Rob Norris caught a bullet with his teeth..... naked ....

**motorbyclist** · 20th June 2008, 13:15

Rob Norris can call an 0900 number - and never be charged

**Zim_Invader** · 20th June 2008, 22:05

Originally Posted by motorbyclist

there is no chin behind Rob Norris’s beard; there is only another fist

AAH!!! PLAGARISM!!!! SNAPPED!!!! don't be cheating the system now....

**Zim_Invader** · 20th June 2008, 22:07

when rob norris stood in front of a mirror, the mirror whattered. why? becoz even the mirror knows not to get stuck in between Rob norris and Rob norris!!!

**BANZAI** · 20th June 2008, 22:16

When Rob Norris turns up to the Chiller late and Strata shut already, electrics of all bikes in carpark dies.

(Hmm never made English joke before so hope it's funny!?)

**ehab2weelr** · 21st June 2008, 14:04

How many Rob Norrises dos it take to screw in a light bulb? Non he looks at it and it screws its self in....

**ehab2weelr** · 21st June 2008, 14:11

If Rob Norris tells you to jump...you jump and jump high
If Rob Norris tells you to run....you run and run fast
If Rob Norris tells you to sit.....you sit and sit tight
If Rob Norris tells you to bend ova......you bend and take it up the.....

**Zim_Invader** · 23rd June 2008, 23:25

area 51 isn't hiding aliens, it's hiding the evidence of the craters rob norris made when he was playing junior league baseball - (think that's being over cautious?? look at what he did to the moon in his freshman years)