Adultery's not so bad after all...

**CookMySock** · 23rd June 2008, 17:26

Originally Posted by 007XX

However, as entrancing as your point of views are, I was looking forward to seeing other peoples' takes on the subject.

That it the most polite CHAWWWWP I have ever seen, lol.

DB

**Number One** · 23rd June 2008, 17:29

Originally Posted by Edbear

Not in my opinion, FWIW...

+1 FWIW BTW ok

fricken 10 chars!!!

**007XX** · 24th June 2008, 10:58

Originally Posted by jrandom

Brownie points for syntactical effort, there, but that should be people's - the possessive apostrophe only goes after the 's' when the 's' is required to form the plural.

Ah yes...thanks for that. It's one of these little rules that always seem to elude me somehow.

Originally Posted by Coyote

It's never wise to correct a women's spelling.

Smartarse...

Originally Posted by Edbear

Not in my opinion, FWIW...

I am of the mind that there can be the odd extreme case, but am thoroughly disapproving of anyone turning one of these extremes into a case in point to justify their misbehavings.

Originally Posted by DangerousBastard

That it the most polite CHAWWWWP I have ever seen, lol.

DB

*bows graciously to compliment* So much more fun when done with subtlety...

**_Shrek_** · 24th June 2008, 16:07

Originally Posted by 007XX

Yes, I did (ROFL)...I wonder if Shrek Lone Rider did though?

where what when

can i see

**007XX** · 24th June 2008, 16:18

Originally Posted by Shrek lone rider

where what when

can i see

Ok, you asked for it and it's your birthday soooooo...*commercial voice* "As seen in Portokiwi's albums"DISCLAIMER:

Folks, this is NWS, so don't come complaining if you open it, and then little Tommy was peering over your shoulder and is now permanently brain damaged and traumatised like, ok?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/album.php?albumid=407

**CookMySock** · 24th June 2008, 17:56

Originally Posted by 007XX

Folks, this is NWS, so don't come complaining ..

nooo, little timmy loved it - wants more !

DB

**Number One** · 24th June 2008, 18:06

Originally Posted by 007XX

don't come complaining if you open it, and then little Tommy was peering over your shoulder and is now permanently brain damaged and traumatised like, ok?

ewww

Shrek has a warty cock! Princess Fiona & Donkey are in for some kind of itching burning treat me thinks

**CookMySock** · 24th June 2008, 18:33

Originally Posted by Number One

ewww

nooo, try it, you'll like it !

DB

**Number One** · 24th June 2008, 18:43

Originally Posted by DangerousBastard

nooo, try it, you'll like it !

DB

WTF? If I TRY warty cocks I'll like it? Somehow I doubt that....

**Trudes** · 24th June 2008, 18:47

I never realised that Fiona was such a slutty cocksucker!! No wonder those other princesses had it in for her, she was probably fucking their mice or dwarfs.

**Sully One** · 24th June 2008, 18:49

Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog

I never realised that Fiona was such a slutty cocksucker!! No wonder those other princesses had it in for her, she was probably fucking their mice or dwarfs.

LMAO!!!! Can I get a copy of that action aunty Trudes

**Trudes** · 24th June 2008, 18:52

Originally Posted by Sully One

LMAO!!!! Can I get a copy of that action aunty Trudes

No way little guy, I've heard you quoting lines out of movies, and I don't think that's the kind of stuff you should be repeating at kindy!! Come see me when you're 16 and I'll give you a copy.

**Coyote** · 24th June 2008, 19:04

Originally Posted by 007XX

Smartarse...

I'm being serious! I have not met a women that does not treat being corrected as though they've been told "I hate you, go and die".

Unless I'd rather them to go and die since I hate them, I'll never provoke a women in such a way.

**oldrider** · 24th June 2008, 19:14

Originally Posted by 007XX

Oh C'mooooonnn...

Subject A, female recounts in a breathy voice: "we were magically swept away in the heat of our passion and accidentally, without any control over our emotions, fell in bed together and our genitalias collided..."

Give me a break!

Life is not a porno version of Mills and Boons for cryin' out loud. Cheating means premeditation, full stop.
Any self righteous hypocrite who declares having cheated without having consciously made the choice at one point or another is a filthy liar.

You make the choice to flirt, you make the choice to kiss, and well...when things get South of the Bombays, there is nothing left to declare innocence, is there?

And as far as justifying the act of cheating? Same thing: you have a choice to end your current relationship, no matter how painful or difficult, before you get into another one. Not making that choice is a coward's way of being...

It doesn't generally matter where you get your appetite, just as long as you eat at home!

John.