Deus ex ukulele
She wears a long fur coat of mink
Even in the summertime
Everybody knows from the coy little wink
The girl's got a lot on her mind
She's got big thoughts, big dreams
And a big brown Mercedes sedan
What I think this girl, she really wants
Is to be in love with a man...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Pffft!!! As if!!
Wow that's really close to what I said to my x-g/f....Originally Posted by jrandom
....and I'm being serious....
RED RED REDI WANTREDThe count is at 1064 points
'Scuse me. Do you f**k as well as you dance?
Deus ex ukulele
The top 10 rejection lines...
10. I do really like you.
(I think my friends might think you're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(I only date women ten years younger than me - and I think you're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way
(I can't picture you in tight PVC and stiletto heels - and you're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I fancy your friend here, she's not so ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend/I'm still sort of involved with someone.
(If you believe that would make a difference to a guy, you must be stupid as well as ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work...
(...when they're ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me.
(You're ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(I have to think of my reputation at work: you're ugly!)
2. I'm celibate.
(I would be if everyone were as ugly as you.)
...and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)
1. Let's be friends.
(Maybe when I've drunk a few one night, you'll seem less ugly)
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Pffft!!! As if!!
Are you trying to out poet me????.........:eyepoke:
RED RED REDI WANTREDThe count is at 1064 points
'Scuse me. Do you f**k as well as you dance?
oooooooooooo lala
Hmmmmmm don't think i ever used a standard line , can't remember what i said....... but remind me to watch out for you "more experienced" (runs and ducks for cover) lady types trying to corrupt us young fella's
Lump lingered last in line for brains,
And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane...
Forum whore
LMFAO ...never gonna happen mate. You got the SV for a day and thats it!
I think Hitcher just might have hit the nail ..but which one. Choccy bar heading your way dude
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Der gummikuh man
Sounds like theres a real clan of them developing round here.....
Queiro voya todo Europa con mi moto.... pero no tengo suficiente tiempo o dinero.....
Der gummikuh man
The "its not you its me" nail?LMFAO ...never gonna happen mate. You got the SV for a day and thats it!
I think Hitcher just might have hit the nail ..but which one. Choccy bar heading your way dude
Queiro voya todo Europa con mi moto.... pero no tengo suficiente tiempo o dinero.....
gee wizzz
I dunno--stoneshukka came up with a beeeuteee
To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?
Forum whore
That was my guess too!
Deus ex ukulele
Hmmmm, Virtual chocolate...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Forum whore
Virtually fat free too....
L-Plate Rider
Hi MadDuck, if you don't like her, just tell her the truth why you don't think she's the one. It's sad to see you dragging a girl. Just like you dragging an unhealthy dog with you. Tell her the truth, she will probably feel better than you ask her to "fuck off".
Der gummikuh man
errr..... MadDuck dragging a girl??
When? where?
Queiro voya todo Europa con mi moto.... pero no tengo suficiente tiempo o dinero.....
toadily mad
cripes did I miss something here??
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