Ok guys whats ya best dump the girlfriend line?

[MadDuck]

errr..... MadDuck dragging a girl??

When? where?

Thank u Posh I sure as hell dont drag girls !!!!!

[MadDuck]

Hmmmm, Virtual chocolate...

PM me your addy (if you feel safe) and its on its way :P

[Kwaka-Kid]

Im sure about 2 years ago i posted one i had used.. cant remeber now anyway...

I think what counts just as much as what is said is how its done.

errr, im real bad with stuff like that in person so there might have been a time or two when i did it on the phone... and then more recently when i was too scared to do that even i resorted to text messaging Its so shameful! Can i seek help for such lack-of-ballsness like this?



And madduck i already have my very own suga mumma

[MadDuck]

And madduck i already have my very own suga mumma

awwww...and I was so looking forward to some young thing

Everything I post from here on in i take NO responsibility for . Yep its a disclaimer

[Blakamin]

Had a mate come around to my place in the mid 90's and tell the chick in my bed "fuck off out of me mates house now ya skank" she looked at me and I just shrugged.....
when I sobered up later that day, I found she'd stole my t-shirt.... and he told me he'd heard she was a thievin bitch and thats why he "asked her to leave"

Gotta love mates that look out you

[edit] havent spent $600 at a niteclub since!!!!

[Posh Tourer :P]

Thank u Posh I sure as hell dont drag girls !!!!!

Could be a good career move by the sounds of it though.....

[sels1]

Virtually fat free too....

and so easy to share around....

[MadDuck]

cripes did I miss something here??

Nah its ok Toads...have a panadole and lie down. Some one just decided to post figuring I was a bloke. COS only blokes ride bikes ah :P

[Slipstream]

Nah its ok Toads...have a panadole and lie down. Some one just decided to post figuring I was a bloke. COS only blokes ride bikes ah :P

I seem to get that too...
Hope things are turning out to be better off for you...PM me if you wanna have a "girlie" talk

[Sensei]

Hey MadDuck . I take it you have had aline used on you from your post . Do I dear ask what it was ?? If you ride bike's then it wont be to hard to find plenty of new Talent out there to check out while riding around .Good Luck :spudwave:
SENSEI

[Riff Raff]

Some one just decided to post figuring I was a bloke. COS only blokes ride bikes ah :P

I get that too. Was getting pretty worried there for a while and had to keep checking that I hadn't grown a penis!

[Yokai]

Some one just decided to post figuring I was a bloke.

Or just fantasising....

My vote is the "My life's complicated right now... trust me - it isn't you, it's me..."


My fave dump line was when she said " I'm not sure about stuff..." and I said "Well - see ya then!" ... She burst into tears saying that she didn't want to break up but she was testing me... Stupid bint.

Anyways, MD - I hope you are OK, and that things get better for you.

[mini_hooks_]

Hey MadDuck . I take it you have had aline used on you from your post . Do I dear ask what it was ?? If you ride bike's then it wont be to hard to find plenty of new Talent out there to check out while riding around .Good Luck :spudwave:
SENSEI

yea come on spit it out, it will make you feel better and make you stop

[Ghost Lemur]

Best I ever did was for my best friend.

Wrote a letter on his behalf, saying that her association with and Partners had been terminated. Very professional looking (even made up a letter head). Then to top it off we included a questionaire, with such brilliant questions as How do you feel about now? and What are your thought on the price of fish?

Amazingly she did actually return the questionaire, but her answers pretty much solely constisted of "Fuck you Asshole", "Die Bastard", etc.

It did have us in hysterics for weeks.

Before the flamewar begins I'd like to mention, we were 13ish at the time.

[Coyote]

Best I ever did was for my best friend.

Wrote a letter on his behalf, saying that her association with and Partners had been terminated. Very professional looking (even made up a letter head). Then to top it off we included a questionaire, with such brilliant questions as How do you feel about now? and What are your thought on the price of fish?

Amazingly she did actually return the questionaire, but her answers pretty much solely constisted of "Fuck you Asshole", "Die Bastard", etc.

It did have us in hysterics for weeks.

Before the flamewar begins I'd like to mention, we were 13ish at the time.

nice one