Ok guys whats ya best dump the girlfriend line?

**toads** · 5th January 2005, 12:08

Originally Posted by MadDuck

Nah its ok Toads...have a panadole and lie down. Some one just decided to post figuring I was a bloke. COS only blokes ride bikes ah :P

I had gathered that, just really felt for ya, getting lumped into the bloke catergory all unexpected like, bit of a shock to the system.

**ajturbo** · 5th January 2005, 15:42

soooo MD

you single.......
me to.....
and i dive.....
i have just enrolled luke into a dive course......

andy

**Riff Raff** · 5th January 2005, 15:50

Originally Posted by ajturbo

soooo MD

you single.......

andy

Nooooooooooo, I was going to try and set her up with a toyboy!!!

**ajturbo** · 5th January 2005, 15:57

i have a toy!!

and boy i know which end to use...!

**Hitcher** · 5th January 2005, 15:57

She saw him standing in the section marked
"If you have to ask, you can't afford it" lingerie
She threw him bread and said "Make me scream"
In the dark, what could he say

Boys with small talk and small minds
Really don't impress me in bed
She said I need a man's man baby, diamonds and furs
Love would only conquer my head...

**Wonko** · 6th January 2005, 00:23

What's the upper limit on age for this toy boy position?

What is the future potential of this roll?

Will there be room for growth, and is the postion flexable enough for me to enjoy?

Is there a retirement package, or at least oral care?

Will there be a physical examination before employment?

**StoneChucker** · 6th January 2005, 00:38

I like Peking Duck, not sure about MadDuck though. Can you catch anything? I don't want another spongifgorm encephalopathy...

XJ/Frosty - What was my dump line? I can't recall, possibly "I have to go, my drink is empty"? When I got back "she'd" changed teams and moved onto Cathy or HerB4 I think...

I am super inexperienced (shock, horror!) when it comes to these sorts of things, but I've only ever used a line once, and it was the "it's not you, it's me" cliche thats been beaten to death with a dead stick. But in my defense, she REALLY wasn't my type, and I'd need biological confirmation from a lab that she was infact of the same species as me (coming from me, you can imagine the situation).

**bungbung** · 6th January 2005, 07:30

I believe Tony had fired her up by introducing you as:
"Meet Dave, his motorbike is much bigger than mine"

**Stevo** · 6th January 2005, 08:36

Originally Posted by bungbung

I believe Tony had fired her up by introducing you as:
"Meet Dave, his motorbike is much bigger than mine"

LMAO

"sorry love but I have a New bike"

Some get it

**Paul in NZ** · 6th January 2005, 08:48

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

I get that too. Was getting pretty worried there for a while and had to keep checking that I hadn't grown a penis!

Oh! I had to read that a few times...

This is a classic example of how things get confused and other blokes start to think you could actually be a bloke! Most blokes keep checking to see if their penis has grown in the last 5 minutes....

Paul N

**Riff Raff** · 6th January 2005, 08:54

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

This is a classic example of how things get confused and other blokes start to think you could actually be a bloke! Most blokes keep checking to see if their penis has grown in the last 5 minutes....
Paul N

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**Paul in NZ** · 6th January 2005, 08:55

When you are young and into bikes most girl friends are self dumping!

Occasionaly a particularly pesky one might need to be disposed of but this is easily done by professing a sudden interest in strange sexual practices. The chief danger of this approach being that she may secret harbour similar interests!

But then the chances of finding 2 people on the same continent that fancy a session with latex clad dwarves smeared in dripping and stuffing drunk gerbils up your fundimental orifices to attract out the randy weasels is quite remote. In my experience anyway!

The last 40 posts seem the longest....

NC · 6th January 2005, 08:56

I can't remember all of them but...

Cya...
You make me feel sick..
Yeah I've had enough...
Whats the time? Time for you to get out of my life.
Dumpsville. population, You! ( Big ups for the simpsons for that one, it was so good I used it twice).
I have something important to do today. That's right, dumping you.
Me:I only have a 250, you can't come on the back.
BF: When will I see you next?
Me: Never, DUH!

Oh they get worse, and just to save face. I won't post them.

**BRIANO** · 6th January 2005, 09:07

Missed out on the chocy bar but I would have picked he said....

Your bike is better than mine. I need some time out to save.??

No? anyone? no?

**Riff Raff** · 6th January 2005, 09:07

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

But then the chances of finding 2 people on the same continent that fancy a session with latex clad dwarves smeared in dripping and stuffing drunk gerbils up your fundimental orifices to attract out the randy weasels is quite remote. In my experience anyway!

I think this is worthy of classic quotes!