I bet $500 that...

[Mom]

Shite in the eyes !

Bet you have a loverly tenor voice though boomer

This NZ shite in their eyes makes mine water really

[merv]

For me it was going to be between Dido (geez she was a spunky 16 year old) and Roy as they certainly did good jobs of their characters. Alannis and Leo weren't so bad either but Elton was just on the wrong tone to sound like the real thing.

So Qkkid you ahd studio seats then - how'd you score those?

[Kornholio]

Its where TV shows go to die an orrible death complete with much whaling & gnashing of teeth (from the viewers). The sing most worst TV show on EARTH!!! There is more talent in my goldfishes ASS than any moron on that show.



End rant :Shutup:

Roger that, why isnt this thread in PD.... the outrageous fortune one did

[Sanx]

The sing most worst TV show on EARTH!!!

There's a lot of competition for that prize. All reality TV should be banned. Except for a new reality TV show: Death of the reality TV producers, inspired by Stephen King.

I think this one's got legs, personally. You take the producers of every reality TV show ever made. They all get locked up somewhere generally unpleasant; Hamilton, for instance. Each show, they're forced to perform some menial and demeaning task, for example: cleaning the sewers with a toothbrush, bull semen collection or being Helen Clark's body double in a bizarre pornographic adaptation of Prime Minister's Question Time. Then, each week, there's a challenge set, for example: coming up with an original idea for a TV show.

Each week, viewers get to vote for which one's going to be put down ... oops ... I mean, evicted. The eviction ceremony then appears live, across the nation. The victim ... oops ... contestant then gets released from Hamilton and given a 24 hour headstart. They have to escape from a band of weapon-wielding hunters, dedicated to tracking them down and executing them in a spectacular and TV-worthy manner. To ensure viewer interest, the public's asked to phone in with sightings of the escapee, with any confirmed sightings leading up to a successful kill rewarded with prize money and vouchers for free packs of Twisties.

At the end of the season, with just one reality TV producer still resident in Hamilton, the public gets to compete for the grand prize of pressing the button that ends the parasitic life of the last contestant. Obviously, the finale would have to be something dramatic. Torn limb from limb by wild animals? No, the animals might choke. I know ... knife fight with another parasite. Michael Cullen.

Hmmm - did I say all that out loud?

[portokiwi]

At least he is a guy,not like last weeks Tina.

That was sooooooo funny. I thought she was a guy...
The pride of Samoa thats what they said

[nodrog:Me]

im hanging out for "Survivor, Iraq"

[Qkchk:Me]

There's a lot of competition for that prize. All reality TV should be banned. Except for a new reality TV show: Death of the reality TV producers, inspired by Stephen King.

I think this one's got legs, personally. You take the producers of every reality TV show ever made. They all get locked up somewhere generally unpleasant; Hamilton, for instance. Each show, they're forced to perform some menial and demeaning task, for example: cleaning the sewers with a toothbrush, bull semen collection or being Helen Clark's body double in a bizarre pornographic adaptation of Prime Minister's Question Time. Then, each week, there's a challenge set, for example: coming up with an original idea for a TV show.

Each week, viewers get to vote for which one's going to be put down ... oops ... I mean, evicted. The eviction ceremony then appears live, across the nation. The victim ... oops ... contestant then gets released from Hamilton and given a 24 hour headstart. They have to escape from a band of weapon-wielding hunters, dedicated to tracking them down and executing them in a spectacular and TV-worthy manner. To ensure viewer interest, the public's asked to phone in with sightings of the escapee, with any confirmed sightings leading up to a successful kill rewarded with prize money and vouchers for free packs of Twisties.

At the end of the season, with just one reality TV producer still resident in Hamilton, the public gets to compete for the grand prize of pressing the button that ends the parasitic life of the last contestant. Obviously, the finale would have to be something dramatic. Torn limb from limb by wild animals? No, the animals might choke. I know ... knife fight with another parasite. Michael Cullen.

Hmmm - did I say all that out loud?

Youve been on the bottle again huh?

[Qkchk:Me]

For me it was going to be between Dido (geez she was a spunky 16 year old) and Roy as they certainly did good jobs of their characters. Alannis and Leo weren't so bad either but Elton was just on the wrong tone to sound like the real thing.

So Qkkid you ahd studio seats then - how'd you score those?

You can score tickets through the TVNZ website when they have them available. Have been to Wheel of Fortune as well.