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    Quote Originally Posted by Sellout View Post
    Does anyone else suspect blatant lies coming from the mouths of all these monkeys???

    Must say, I don't envy Pam's job tonight!!
    Yep, mostly it is what one could call fantasy and embellishment.

    Other less tactful may call it lies and bullshit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Well, they live in NZ, mostly of a sun-tanned appearance but copy overseas - but I wouldn't grace them with the title of NZ 'anything'.....
    $56,000 worth of Waassuuuppp and i love maori success badges will change everything.Seems get the fuck up or fuck off and get a job isnt fashionable these days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Yep, mostly it is what one could call fantasy and embellishment.

    Other less tactful may call it lies and bullshit.
    Yeah... tact has never been my strong suit!!!
    Missus: What the f*&k is that???!!!! Where the f*&k do you think that's going??
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    Quote Originally Posted by davereid View Post
    They aren't Monkeys

    Monkeys are intelligent, have family and societal values, and contribute to the group.

    Stop slandering Monkeys.
    You are quite right. I apologise to all the monkeys. Especially any who are here on KB who were offended by my likening of the gang members to them!!
    Missus: What the f*&k is that???!!!! Where the f*&k do you think that's going??
    Me: It's a [insert old broken vehicle here] can't you tell?
    Missus: Oh for f*&k's sake... [slams door]
    Me: Phew, lucky she didn't see what's on the trailer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Well, they live in NZ, mostly of a sun-tanned appearance but copy overseas - but I wouldn't grace them with the title of NZ 'anything'.....
    can't we just export them to the states or Aussie coz they can just :shootem: & it's ok, they have the law & their govt behind them
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    Quote Originally Posted by davereid View Post
    They aren't Monkeys

    Monkeys are intelligent, have family and societal values, and contribute to the group.

    Stop slandering Monkeys.
    Quite right - however I thought they moved more like monkeys than the amoeba I was originally going to call them......
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo600 View Post
    But Scummy. Under you new code of conduct you have to treat these people with dignity and respect.


    So is your asp called digity and your glock called reapect then?
    I believe they should all be respectfully rounded up and placed on White Island for 3 weeks. Of course they should be given one fishing line and one hunting knife between each 20 of them. At the end of three weeks, any survivors could be offered a career in the SAS and sent to Afghanistan on a solo mission to capture Osama.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post

    After watching the 'hand and finger gymnastics' they all do all I can thinks is what a bummer it must be when a gangsta gets old and has athritis...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    After watching the 'hand and finger gymnastics' they all do all I can thinks is what a bummer it must be when a gangsta gets old and has athritis...
    No problem,Helens setting it up so that theres a taxpayer funded private health system for useless fucks.......they will be well taken care of.
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    A lot of this thread is VERY culturally insensitive to monkeys.... those other useless shitheads, however....
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    GO Pam! How the woman didn't just lop off some heads and shit down their necks though I don't know?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
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    What a load of shit amazing the crap people will watch, loved the end where that dumb nigga said he lied with everything he said. No suprise!

    Surely you know that these are the people Labour wants you to support.
    you know scum on the dole, niggas, halfcastes and imports basically criminals like themselves

    Govt spends shitloads of money on the scum to enhance the potential of the gang contributes including racist badges that will help educate them and fail I've got a better idea don't waste the money and remove them from educational activities in NZ before we all end up as thick as them.

    White is right -- I wasn't born racist NZ made me so!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MIZXR View Post
    Surely you know that these are the people Labour wants you to support.
    you know scum on the dole, niggas, halfcastes and imports basically criminals like themselves
    Let's get their bitches and fuck with their cribs then!

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