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    I can't believe those uneducated, dole-bludging, drug-addicted animals (not human I don't believe, maybe a sub-species). They talked absolute bullshit.

    "F**k New Zealand" well then mate, f**k off! Trust me, New Zealand says F**k you straight back!!

    And then after the camera left, one of the monkeys cut up one of the other monkeys requiring 27 stitches!!! Paid for by NZ taxpayers at after-hours I'm sure.
    Missus: What the f*&k is that???!!!! Where the f*&k do you think that's going??
    Me: It's a [insert old broken vehicle here] can't you tell?
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    Me: Phew, lucky she didn't see what's on the trailer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo600 View Post
    But Scummy. Under you new code of conduct you have to treat these people with dignity and respect.


    So is your asp called digity and your glock called reapect then?
    Yeah - and I'll have to now do a report on how I wasted my dignity and respect on 'em.

    Wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sellout View Post
    I can't believe those uneducated, dole-bludging, drug-addicted animals (not human I don't believe, maybe a sub-species). They talked absolute bullshit.

    "F**k New Zealand" well then mate, f**k off! Trust me, New Zealand says F**k you straight back!!

    And then after the camera left, one of the monkeys cut up one of the other monkeys requiring 27 stitches!!! Paid for by NZ taxpayers at after-hours I'm sure.
    WTFThere our future,Helen says so.Home cookings wonderful isnt it?
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    Mwahahah - on TV3 now, Pam Corkery talking to an alleged dope-selling monkey who claimed to have a 9mm Glock on him, showed a bit of it, coulda been one of those plactic $55 ones for all you could see BUT get this, monkey sez 'the safety is on" - ferkme, a Glock doesn't have a safety you can put 'on'.

    Bloody dingbat loser - I guess his product has done fried his brain...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Yeah - Wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire!
    dead right there scummy they would complain about the smoke & have you fired
    there is another alternative & that is invite them to the southern KB rally
    Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one’s life for his friends. (John 15:13)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shrek lone rider View Post
    dead right there scummy they would complain about the smoke & have you fired
    there is another alternative & that is invite them to the southern KB rally
    Are we accepting stinky old sneakers as 'bikes' these days??
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    I'm actually glad I missed it, I hate seeing our taxes being wasted keeping these sort of people alive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Are we accepting stinky old sneakers as 'bikes' these days??
    gotta be better than untrained monkeys
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shrek lone rider View Post
    gotta be better than untrained monkeys
    I was thinking that stinky old sneakers was what most of these sorry-arsed cheese-dicks rode..
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    seem as we dont have TV could some one fill us in, is it NZ native gangs or imports :Popcorn:
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    Go "chopper" he learnt to wear a hat as it should be worn and even does dishes Our future is assured.Call me cynical but methinks "choppers" enlightenment has been partly funded by my early mornings.Would rather he fell of the face of the earth and i got up later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    I was thinking that stinky old sneakers was what most of these sorry-arsed cheese-dicks rode..
    i wuz a bit slow on the up take.... will go back to lifting heavy weights
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shrek lone rider View Post
    seem as we dont have TV could some one fill us in, is it NZ native gangs or imports :Popcorn:
    Well, they live in NZ, mostly of a sun-tanned appearance but copy overseas - but I wouldn't grace them with the title of NZ 'anything'.....
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    Personally I think "chopper" was given the mandate of showing how nice, friendly & safe the gangs are...........

    Pity he was such a loser!

    Does anyone else suspect blatant lies coming from the mouths of all these monkeys???

    Must say, I don't envy Pam's job tonight!!
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    Me: Phew, lucky she didn't see what's on the trailer!

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    They aren't Monkeys

    Monkeys are intelligent, have family and societal values, and contribute to the group.

    Stop slandering Monkeys.
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