For this hottie of a drag queen.............
Male
Female
Bit of alright
its yours.....
For this hottie of a drag queen.............
My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings
Last time i listen to "can you kiss me down there".
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
If ever there was a thread that deserved the tag of "arse biscuit".........
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
It is over the fat lady sings,wouldn't hear the stereo if she sat on ya face eh?
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
MANdy struggled with the 'bobbing for lizard tails in a tank of wasabi puree' at the transvestite Fear Factor.
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Could this be the same .....'IT'??
"Would you fuck me?....I'd fuck me..."
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
"Parekura Horomia ate all the pies, and I LUFFFS him sooooo much!!"
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
you must be this "big" to enter![]()
My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings
"Urgh!!! splutter, cough, bleh.. Who put those veges in my pie?!"
I wouldn’t be broke if the voices in my head paid rent
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