Do you have a problem with me?

[Blakamin]

Well I could get really anal and have everything lined up with solar eclipses, leylines in upper Borogravia and wotnot, and then expound a new theory on the origin of termites!

once read a good book on leylines..... cant remember if it was before or after I read the Melbourne A-K phone book out of boredom... (had finished the dictionary by this stage)

[Motu]

Shit,I better appear on this thread to clear my name...looks like whoever doesn't respond is the culprit,I'm picking it will be wickd.(can't even remember how he spelleded it)

Saw some KB people yesterday,including you Chris,no nasty gossip was exchanged,Adam and I talked about how easy it is to stuff up on a 2 stroke....and,um...I did ask about the 600 as I suspected something,was told it was not a nice sight and left it at that.I can't critisise you mate,you've got a long way to go before you are as big an idiot as I was at your age.

[Blakamin]

( Am I allowed to say "boobies" on here?)

you can say anything ya like.... it's in the rules!!!!
(so I found out)

[Riff Raff]

you can say anything ya like.... it's in the rules!!!!
(so I found out)

Woohoo!!!! he he he

[MSTRS:Me]

you can say anything ya like.... it's in the rules!!!!
(so I found out)

You mean there are rools here ??? Fuck me sideways :confused2

[Blakamin]

You mean there are rools here ??? Fuck me sideways :confused2

yeah.... say what ya want.... but dont be a complete prick


I think thats all of them......

[Lucyloo]

Yeah, I'll do it.
It's a tough road, but someone's gotta chew it.

I just knew that there would be some kind soul who would volunteeer to help RR and I out!

Thanks!

Makes me go all warm and fuzzy....photos of that are extra!

[MSTRS:Me]

.... but dont be a complete prick


......

Now now, I can't help it if I was born pre-70's

[FROSTY:Me]

well now hmmm why not let this be a general--the fucking world hates me thread.

[vifferman]

well now hmmm why not let this be a general--the fucking world hates me thread.

Yeah!! GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

[avgas]

So who hates who here?

[Riff Raff]

Yeah!! GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Why don't we all go down the pub and drown our sorrows in alcamoholic beverages!

[vifferman]

Why don't we all go down the pub and drown our sorrows in alcamoholic beverages!

Sounds like a plan. I'll just check with your manager, to make sure it's not against the rules.
Check with mine.... WTF?!?! He's not here, the holidaying bastidge!

[Hitcher]

Fuck me sideways

Now that is against the rules. It's not in the Karma Sutra for a starter...

Ahem...

Ken and Barbie style - Neither partner is allowed to bend at the elbows or knees.

Doggie style - The man attempts to do the impossible.

Froggie style - Male and female partners in large spa. Male attempts to fertilise female using only the water as a transmission medium. For couples who don’t like each other much any more.

Fish style - same as Froggie style, but neither partner may use their arms or legs.

Mummy and Daddy Love Each Other Very Much, And Hug Each Other in A Special Way style - The only position in this list you won’t be embarrassed to tell the kids about when they're five.

Style style - Sex with a Vogue Living editor.

Crouch position - Each partner crouches down on the ground, then simultaneously leaps up, and attempts to couple whilst in mid-air.

Couch position - Same as the crouch position, but starting at opposite ends of the living room couch.

Ouch position - Usual outcome of the crouch position.

Lazy Susan style - Susan goes to sleep.

Russian style - Partners queue for hours for enough vodka to make each other look attractive.

Nostrodamus sex - Any encounter that comes as a complete surprise.

Osama Bin Laden’s position - If you know this position, please contact the FBI for your $25 million reward.

Matrix Style - - th partners put on sunglasses, and dress in black. They then fly around the room and run on walls in slow motion.

"Lets Get it On" Style - One partner continously sings "Lets Get It On" by Marvin Gaye

Praying Mantis Style - When you're done somebody gets eaten...

Lazy Susan Style (Advanced) - Intercourse while spinning at high speed

Carnival Style - You must be this tall to ride.

Yoda Style - The mind trick must you use, if nookie you want

Ninja Style - I go in, I go out, you never know I was there.

R-Rated Movie on Free-To-Air Television Style - he woman feigns excitement, the man is unable to display an erection- a few seconds later, it's over and everyone starts thinking about products.

Microsoft Style - Orgasm causes fatal exception resulting in blue screen of death.

Sloth Style - Foreplay is done over a period of weeks while hanging from a tree.

QWERTY Style - exual intercourt atop a keyboard. Experience the rush of orgasm while flooding your favorite chat room.

Predator Style - Dress in warpaint and hide in the bushes before your partnet gets home from work. Then as they walk by, jump out screaming and have at it!

Snob Style - At the height of passion, start name dropping.

Bullshit artist sex - ook I've liked you for a while now and I'm so happy to be lying here with you but I would love to get your phone number so I can call you and we can go out sometime.

Batman Style - Dress up in costume with mask, activate utility belt full of useful "gadgets", hang by your feet from roof. Guaranteed to get a rush of blood to the head. (sidekick optional)

Cowboy style - Once you've engaged in intercourse tell her that her sister is a better bonk than her and see if you can hang on for eight seconds!

Plumber position - you stay in all day and still no one comes.

Mullet style - After a hard day of diesel engine repair, it's nice to come home to a little business in front, and party in the back.

Necrophiliac postion - climb on and get get off all while the partner is asleep.

Jedi Knight Style - Put on a glow in the dark condom. Breathe very heavily and insist your partner joins the dark side. If partner refuses then the lightsaber fight starts.

Saloon Style - Liquor up the front, poker round the back.

Hoochie Style - You recognize this style when it's like trying to throw a hotdog down a hallway.

Magician Style - Propose this to a girl (or guy) and when she asks "How is that?", you say "we have sex and then you disappear."

Kylie style - should be so lucky

Quantum position - One of you hides in a box with Schrodingers cat, the other decides how you're having sex before opening the box to prove it.

Microsoft Windows 98 style - Everyone gets screwed. It is reported to log file 000alep9721#.txt

Doggy style - where the girl rolls over and the guy begs.

Nike style - Just do it

Microsoft style - Do the same position everyweek but insist to your partner that its new and improved.

Job interview style - you lie, cheat and pretend to be someone else to get in.

Alien abduction style - Wait til they are asleep...then swoop and probe

Construction style - Take what's old and redo it to perfection.

Math Class style - Subtract the clothes, Add a bed, Divide the legs, and Multiply.

Drunken sailor style - Morale goes up, skill goes down

The 96 - You sit back to back and fart on each other's heads

The Rodeo Position - You mount your girl from behind as you would a horse, reach around and grab her breasts, then whisper in her ear "Hey, these feel just like your sisters!!" Then you see if you can stay on for 15 seconds without getting thrown off!!

Maths (Advanced) style - To teach a girl maths subtract her clothes, divide her legs and square root her.

Gatorade Style - Where your have to ask the question, "Is it in you?"

Self-actualisation style - Scream your own name when you come.

Hamster Style - Wrap her up in sellotape first.

Ethiopian Style - You can be sure she'll swallow!

Porno style - Do it in front of a camera.

Porno style (advanced) - Do it in front of a camera without her knowing. Then tell her. Count how many teeth you lose in the process.

Sporty style - The female partner attempts to make love to the male partner while he is watching his favourite sport. Need imaginative girlfriend. Flexibility a plus.

Pool Style - Take your stick and push the balls around untill you get something in the hole.

Scream style - The guy puts on a scary mask and cape and stabs her from behind.

Golfer style - You could go par with 18 holes if you carefully choose your club

Blonde Style - Have your girlfriend say "like" "like" "like" the whole time.

Prince Charles style - You screw your wife, and then immediately phone the other woman

Chicken style - Peck round till you find a big cock.

Drummer position - Whack it hard with your big stick

Waitress style - Get hit on by 25 guys a night, and go home with the guy that doesn't.

Door Knob style - Everyone gets a turn.

Bouncer/doorman style - Ask your partner for ID. If they don't have any, they ain't comin' in!

Cantonese Style - Can't support any weight on your knees.

Politician Style - Similar to Job Interview Style in that you lie and cheat to get in but, by the time you've finished everyone's been screwed.

68 style - Some one is missing.

The 6.9 - A great position screwed up by a period.

Village town bicycle style - Everyone gets a ride.

Cup of Sugar position - Standing up back to back. Then invite next door neighbours in.

Guitarist Style - Play a riff with your girl until she gets of your blistering 'solo' and leaves.

Casino Style - Liquor up front, poker in the rear

Osama style - Root with no bush.

99 Style - Take aging secret agent from behind.

Missionary Position (Advanced) - You stay at home and he buggers off to Africa

Orange Genital Style - Sit at home alone on the couch with a Playboy, a Swimsuit Video, and a big bag of "Cheesy-puffs".

Super Couple Style - Have the man siting on the ground and the woman ties a bungee on her hands and jumps down from a high platform on the man. Quite sensational. Beware of female's targeting system!!!

Don't wake dad style - Screw your girlfriend while trying not to wake her dad who's boozed out on the couch beside you.

Military Style - The woman extends her rear end and bends forward. The man enters jumps inside a cannon and launches towards the woman. Extremely exciting!

Camping style - Come on her legs and let the flies do the rest.

Dog In A Bathtub - Mount partner from behind similar to doggy, then insert testicles as well. It's just about as easy as trying to get a dog in a bathtub.

Pearl Harbour Style - he lays down on Sunday morning and she sneaks up and blows the hell out of him.

Crouching Tiger Style - She gets on all fours, starts growling and he feeds her the meat.

Make Believe style - You lie in bed at night imagining the things you never did with your ex, and then proceed to tell people you did them.

Dungeons & Dragons Style - Roll d20. Subtract your 'To Hit Armour Class 0'. Multiply by d6 for insertion ratio. Cross-reference your Constitution score and Dexterity with your Tumbling Skill. If the score is higher than 20, you had sex.

Maths Style - Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply.

Spaghetti style - Have your partner eat your meatballs

Twin Towers - Lean your partner on a wall while hittin' her until both of ya'll fall (requires strong legs).

S.A.S. Style - In and out in three minutes without her knowing

The Tea-cup - Get a cup of tea, and drink it whilst it is placed on your partner's forehead whilst going at it. Very difficult to do if she is moaning about. So better not make it too hot!

Married in the hall sex - Every once in a while, meet each other in the hall and say "Fuck you."

Hacker style - Use the back door

Elvis style - Don't drip on my blue suede shoes

Blind Man Style - Use your cane and eventually you'll get in.

Pinocchio style - Get a female to sit on a man's face while he tells lies

Broken Guitar style - Remove g-string.

77 style - Same as 69 only you get (8) ate more.

88 style - Two fat people doing it - just.

Karate Kid style - Whack on, whack off

[MSTRS:Me]

So who hates who here?

never having meet you, I can safely say............