Do you have a problem with me?

**merv** · 6th January 2005, 10:40

This must be one of the saddest threads I've seen. TS if you had a problem with some people why didn't you just approach them? This way you've aired it for all us uninvolved and rather bemused enthusiast bikers for what purpose?

So as I've never met you, in answer to the thread title, no I don't have a problem with you. Should I?

**Riff Raff** · 6th January 2005, 10:40

Hey guys, just thought I'd clarify a few things since Chris is at work and can't comment on any posts til he gets home tonight........ Firstly his failing to stop for the red and blues was a genuine mistake - he wasn't doing a runner, he just didn't hear or see them. Secondly he's had to put up with me being in tears a lot of the time due to the destructive forces of gossip and rumour at my work, which I haven't been able to defend myself against because I'm off on ACC. Anger at my situation and then finding a few people are gossiping about him probably caused an overeaction, but is fueled by the need to nip this sort of thing in the bud before it becomes really destructive. I think more than anything he is trying to protect me because I've got enough crap to deal with at the moment. We all know he has a lot of really good mates out there - there's just one or two people who thrive on making peoples lives miserable - and any reaction just fuels their actions.

So I'd just like to shout a very load Hooray to all you wonderful guys out there who make everyones days that much brighter just by being on here and warbling on about stuff and things, with a little bit of nonsense thrown in. You're all choice chaps and chix!

**vifferman** · 6th January 2005, 10:44

Originally Posted by White trash

Ummmm, I don't think the people the thread was directed at have responded publicly.

Who's the tit now?

Must be you. Coz I'm not talking to you, unless you cut us a sweet, sweet deal, mmmm..... sweeet, sweeeet deal, droool... etc. etc.
Or summat.
Or not.

Don't care.

(This is your cue to take offense, slander me, etc. etc.
If you want to....)

**Blakamin** · 6th January 2005, 10:45

Originally Posted by jimbo600

I hate every muthafucker

But you're a Pom so we dont care

(waits for aussie jokes)

Sorry to hear about the bike and the fuzz bit TS... hope to see ya ride at manfield one day as frosty says you and MR have got what it takes.... (bit worried about what he meant.... hope it was bikes)

and tell the wankers, as an eighties hair-band Cinderella once said, "If you dont like it, I dont care"

**vifferman** · 6th January 2005, 10:48

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

You're all choice chaps and chix!

Yeah, you too!
You're a Top Bloke. Errr.... Blokess.

Even taking the alleged blubber into account.

**riffer** · 6th January 2005, 10:49

Originally Posted by Biff Baff

If you're the guy that wrote that painfully annoying tune for the freakin Warehouse TV advert - then yeah I have a problem with you.

That tune was written, played and sung by one Derek Archer, the former proprieter of Crescendo studios and owner of Pirate "Open your Buccaneers" Radio, one of Wellingtons more interesting characters.

Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on what he thought of you) he died in the middle of a City Council session, after making a very loud and vocal protest about I'm not sure what.

A very colourful bloke. I'm pleased to have known him, although I can't say he was easy to put up with. A great sound engineer though.

**jimbo600** · 6th January 2005, 10:49

Originally Posted by Blakamin

But you're a Pom so we dont care

(waits for aussie jokes)

But I'm a kiwi now aint I guv cor blimey

**jrandom** · 6th January 2005, 10:52

Originally Posted by Hitcher

spelt

Why must you insist on using annoying word variations with secondary meanings, you Honda-riding pedantrist, you?

Spelt is good if you want to make wholesome gluggy-tasting New Agey baked goods.

But I prefer to tell people how things should be spelled...

**ching_ching** · 6th January 2005, 10:53

Originally Posted by NC30_chick

YAY!!! cat fight!!!

:catfight emoticon:

Catfight?? Where?? Shit, where's my camera!! May I have one paddle pool filled with jello and mud please!!

**jrandom** · 6th January 2005, 11:00

I'm Splaticus!

And I'm all agog to hear the Crash Story and the Dangerous Driving Rap story, now. Why have we been denied such juice, eh?

Come on Chris, spill. I'm bored. Snot fair to go referring darkly to interesting crashes and dates with policemen without giving details.

Goes against the Unwritten Bike Forum Rules, dunnit. If you want to keep a bin or court date secret, fine, but if you mention it you gotta spill the good stuff for general entertainment and educational purposes.

**Motoracer** · 6th January 2005, 11:00

Originally Posted by jimbo600

I hate every muthafucker

Yea I am not a big fan of people who are into incest either.

**jrandom** · 6th January 2005, 11:01

Originally Posted by Motoracer

Yea I am not a big fan of people who are into incest either.

I'm dead against it, unless both sisters are hot.

**MSTRS:Me** · 6th January 2005, 11:02

Originally Posted by Hitcher

A generally well spelt and punctuated rant. But I have absolutely no idea what you are on about. I have been told that subtlety is wasted on me so may have missed something hidden amongst the tea leaves.

Three words of advice: Get over yourself.

Doesn't subtlty have no 'e'