Do you have a problem with me?

**aff-man** · 6th January 2005, 19:27

Shit happens, so enjoy lifes little perks while you can and dont worry about it. It's know as karma man, get all the bad shit out of the way and a whole lot of good stuff should be comming your way

P.s. Need a hand with anything don't hesitate to ask................... (reads it again and thinks hmmmmm that couldv'e been said a little differently

)

**StoneChucker** · 6th January 2005, 20:08

I think I met you at Tokaanu? You seemed as nice as everyone else? But thats not the point. It's a pity about the bike, but it will be fixed/replaced and as I know, this shit happens. Hell, from memory you've been riding for a shorter time than I have, so noone, or I certainly don't think any worse of you for crashing. You do sound to be a much better rider than me, but that doesn't change that you are still relatively inexperienced. I think your skill advantage over me comes from not being afraid of anything. I am, I'm terrified about what lurks on each corner of every road. If I could overcome that fear, and just trust that the bike will perform like I know it will, then I too could possibly become a whole lot faster and more skilled. At the level you ride, this sort of shit (the bin) is likely to happen more often, and on a bad ass 600 like yours, a whole lot faster.

But the way I see it, you're one lucky mofo. If I've read correctly you've recently found a new partner? Hell, you'd be suprised how many people have it wayyyy worse than you dude. My advice is relax, get the bike sorted and enjoy the new relationship. Life is so fucking short, it will scare the shit out of you when the years start to tick by faster and faster (yes I know, I'm 24, still young, but the scary thing is, the years are ALREADY ticking by pretty quick, with little to enjoy or show for them).

Find your inner chi

**Slingshot** · 6th January 2005, 20:41

Originally Posted by Lucyloo

Photos available on request.....for a small fee

How small is small...what kinda price we talking here?

**enigma51** · 6th January 2005, 20:54

Originally Posted by Two Smoker

If anyone on here has a problem with me, come and say it to my face, PM me or bring it up here on this thread.

If its about my riding style, recent events, my breaking of others bikes, my relationship with Riff Raff, bring it up now.

Ive got the balls to ask it, so how about those with a problem with me have the fucking balls to say it here.

If you have a problem with me thats fine, doesnt change my attitde towards you, but hopefully improves me as a person...

But if you start backstabbing fellow KB members and me, i get fucked off....

So say it now.

Yeah I have a problem with you!!!!!!! You can do stoppies and wheelies and I cant!!!! and to make things worse you are fucking fast on that the 125 of yours and I feel like a granny when pass me.

Cant wait to go for a ride with you and that new bike

Dont worry mate we all love you

**Motoracer** · 6th January 2005, 20:56

True about TS's inexperience. However, who's to say how the crash happened. For all we know, it could have happened just as easily to anyone including a lot more experienced riders out here.

I don't think he goes quick by being fearless. Heck, you get killed that way. I reckon fear is essential when riding quick, it keeps you alive. However, understanding the concept of riding (all the physics involved with it) in your head, processing all that info quickly while you are riding on the limit and THEN overcomming your fears will make you a safe (er) quick rider.

I have ridden with TS a lot and I know that he's a good safe rider. I'll let him borrow my bike anytime anywhere and I have complete faith in him.

Everynow and then when you do ride as quick as some of us do, SHIT HAPPENS!!!

**Milky** · 6th January 2005, 20:59

I do have a problem with you TS. Not only are you a rabbi, you also affix some strange suffix to your name - or should that be suffix some strange...

While my better instincts counsel me to follow a policy of laissez-faire, there are a couple of Rabbi Two Smoker, Esq.'s statements I feel I cannot let pass. Although not without overlap and simplification, I plan to identify three primary positions on Two Smoker's arguments. I acknowledge that I have not accounted for all possible viewpoints within the parameters of these three positions. Nevertheless, I have reason to believe that Two Smoker is about to scar little children's self-image. I pray that I'm wrong, of course, because the outcome could be devastating. Nevertheless, the indications are there that I want to make this clear, so that those who do not understand deeper messages embedded within sarcastic irony -- and you know who I'm referring to -- can process my point. Now that I've stated that, allow me to say that gruesome nose-in-the-air snobs are more susceptible to his brainwashing tactics than are any other group. Like water, their minds take the form of whatever receptacle Two Smoker puts them in. They then lose all recollection that Two Smoker's list of sins is long and each one deserves more space than I have here. Therefore, rather than describe each one individually, I'll summarize by stating that we were put on this planet to be active, to struggle, and to break the neck of his policy of irrationalism once and for all. We were not put here to discredit legitimate voices in the cameralism debate, as Two Smoker might suspect. As another disquieting tidbit, the following must be stated: There is something grievously wrong with those dictatorial freaks who empty the meaning of such concepts as "self," "justice," "freedom," and other profundities. Shame on the lot of them!

Do you understand the implications of what I have been telling you? Are you awake? Then you probably realize that Two Smoker's apologues are designed to destroy the heart and fabric of our nation. And they're working; they're having the desired effect.

Don't be fooled: The fact of the matter is that those of us whose minds are not narcotized still remember Two Smoker's frequent outbreaks of savagery. But there's the rub; conversations with Two Smoker are no more intellectual than a game of darts at the local pub. As long as I live, I will be shouting this truth from rooftops and doing everything I can to give Two Smoker condign punishment. More prosaically, I overheard one of his votaries say, "Neocolonialism is a noble goal." This quotation demonstrates the power of language, as it epitomizes the "us/them" dichotomy within hegemonic discourse. As for me, I prefer to use language to act as a positive role model for younger people. Two Smoker's reason is not true reason. It does not seek the truth, but only hotheaded answers, debauched resolutions to conflicts. Doubtlessly, Two Smoker is careless with data, makes all sorts of causal interpretations of things without any real justification, has a way of combining disparate ideas that don't seem to hang together, seems to show a sort of pride in his own biases, gets into all sorts of sexist speculation, and then makes no effort to test out his speculations -- and that's just the short list! In conclusion, let me just say that to Rabbi Two Smoker, Esq., acting like foul-mouthed, worthless nincompoops is a lot of fun.*

Heh... I have no idea what that just said about you, mainly because I didnt bother to read it.

In truth brother, you is one kickass mate to have had around for the last two decades or so - that makes us sound damn old - even if I dont remember anything in the first 5 years of it

I dont think that this is the right place for me to discuss past events, and I have no idea how much you want to reveal, if anything more at all. Keeping that in mind, I will just stay mum on it. You know that you have my support if you want to call on it, and that you can meet me for a ride/chat/drinks/whatever anytime, what with me being an unemployed layabout

*Courtesy of that website there ----> http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

**StoneChucker** · 6th January 2005, 21:00

Thats just about exactly what I meant... I didn't mean to imply he was crazy kind of fearless

**Milky** · 6th January 2005, 21:08

Originally Posted by Motoracer

True about TS's inexperience. However, who's to say how the crash happened. For all we know, it could have happened just as easily to anyone including a lot more experienced riders out here.

I don't think he goes quick by being fearless. Heck, you get killed that way. I reckon fear is essential when riding quick, it keeps you alive. However, understanding the concept of riding (all the physics involved with it) in your head, processing all that info quickly while you are riding on the limit and THEN overcomming your fears will make you a safe (er) quick rider.

I have ridden with TS a lot and I know that he's a good safe rider. I'll let him borrow my bike anytime anywhere and I have complete faith in him.

Everynow and then when you do ride as quick as some of us do, SHIT HAPPENS!!!

Well said MR. TS rides fast at times and I am sure he understands the risks he takes doing so. I would rate him as a safer rider than myself - but then it aint saying much

- even with the speeds he sometimes does. However, in saying that, people who can ride quick don't always do so. In this last incident, we weren't riding quickly as a group, but basically, shit happened.

He has been horribly unlucky recently, and I keep telling him it is the suzukis that make the problems

The kwaka has never treated him badly...

**scumdog** · 6th January 2005, 21:16

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

There's plenty of toyboys to be had on KB - try them first, and then we'll think about it!!!!

What does a Toy'oldman' have to do? CB reckons I am all she needs. The missus says "be perpindicular" is all you need (in a jealous rage I might add)

whatever that means.

PS Alcohol is involved here.

**sels1** · 6th January 2005, 21:52

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Take 2 rides & call me tomorrow if there's no improvement. What problem?

It must be a JAFA thing

**RiderInBlack** · 6th January 2005, 21:58

Fu*k that took a lot of reading.

Well I think this calls for Monty Pyton's "Got To Look On The Bright Side Of Life"

and a round of "Pan-Gallatic-Gargle-Blasters".

Chin-up Chris. We'll all full of shit on here. Don't let wankers get the better of you.

There are two types of problems in the World.
Your problems and other people's problems.
If other people have a problem with you, that is their problem.
Don't make other people's problems yours.
You have enough problems of your own.
Only they can truely fix their problems (as only you can choose to deal with your own).
Is OK to be there for them or feel sorry for them or even be pissed off with them (hey that's your choice), but unless they choose to deal with their problems, you will not be able to.

**gav** · 6th January 2005, 23:03

Quote:
Originally Posted by bungbung
I tried doing a runner from the law in an automatic 1981 cressida wagon.

Does anyone have a more useless getaway vehicle than this?

(and I got away too)

(for about 100 metres)

Originally Posted by ajturbo

ask gav......

Oh you mean my Suzuki GT50? yeah, bummer that, wasnt a runner as such (why bother) but wasnt real happy on having to stop and talk to a Police Officer

Hey TS, I have no problems with you, but if you want to stop rumours, just come out and post shit, like crashed my new GSXR? whats the problem with that?

**Zapf** · 6th January 2005, 23:23

whats wrong? who's be mummbling?

my only problem with you is that you are so much faster that I can't keep up.... but that is another issue

:P

I am sure you might have got enought court / advices. But if you do need some advice, am happy to give. Have had a few run ins with the red and blue at the courts. So cheers up, bad things comes in 3's. And by my count you have had yous, so its only going to get better.

**Stevo** · 7th January 2005, 07:54

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

LL you haven't even discussed this with me... we need to work out prices, percentages, rights, DVD's etc etc.
Sheesh I'm off to create a quincunx.

yeah yeah, just reading the dictionary cos I'm so bored....

Well I have this fantastic idea. We have a humungus KB ride. All put in $5/head for the Jello wrestling festival between Riff Raff and Lucyloo, whereby they get all the proceeds (or they could put it on the bar). For an extra $1 we get to watch them hose each other down. Maybe others might like to wrestle too?

**dangerous** · 7th January 2005, 08:06

DD...... to .....TS...... do you read... copy.... 10 4 big buddy, Were the hell are ya?
Shit man just come back and tell us ya finished spitting the dummy and evey things cool, hell we all do it at some time or another

It dosent matter if the comments made have to do with girls, bikes whatever just get ya lilly white ass back here.