My partner said to me the other day " Would you still love me if you won lotto?".............i said of course i would..............but i would miss ya!![]()
My partner said to me the other day " Would you still love me if you won lotto?".............i said of course i would..............but i would miss ya!![]()
and you are telling us that here, why?![]()
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
It's called a joke, Joyce. :-P
'I said Darlin' pack yer bags I've won the lottery'
She said 'that's wonderful - where are we going?'
I said 'WE aren't going anywhere'.
I said to my wife - what do you want for your birthday
she said i want a divorce
I said I wasn't planning on spending that much
R Dangerfield.
He actually told her that yesterday... he's JUST came too !!!
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
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