OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel.
OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel.
Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.
Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil!
Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled fillet of camel ass!!!
OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel.
OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel.
Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.
Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil!
Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled fillet of camel ass!!!
"Ability hits the mark where presumption overshoots and diffidence falls short". Nicholas of Cusa
The oil price isn't set by OPEC, it's determined by trade on a variety of oil markets, eg. the NYMEX.
Redefining slow since 2006...
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Whale's are a good source of oil and I say we should harpoon the hell out of them. The maori's used to be very good at it.
Besides, what have whales contributed to society? Have they ever had a song in the top 10? Have they helped with literacy? Ever supported us in war? No, all they do is swim around eating fucken plankton.
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
Thats alright - atleast they are trading something.
Unlike:
- Carbon
- Stock
- Bond
- TimeShare trading schemes....
Which seem to run on hopes and dreams (and sink like nightmares)
Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.
Chuck Norris sets the price of oil.
-Indy
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