Weird things your animals have brought in

[CB ARGH]

Well...

Today, in a suburban area... no ponds near by...

A FUCKING GOLFISH!

I was like....

Also a rat with the other hairball:

[vifferman]

My in-laws' cat used to leave things it caught on the doormat. My mother-in-law nearly leapt out of her skin when she trod on a dead eel one morning, in her bare feet...

Our little dog brought home a goat head one day (it was half the size of him!) I was not impressed, as I'd just washed him from when he'd found some smelly fish under the neighbour's hedge.

[sunhuntin]

our youngest cat used to bring rubbish in from the gutter. one morning, he brought home a mcdonalds big bird toy from who knows where! LOL.

our middle boy used to take off with the kitchen sponge. wed be picking up bits for weeks afterwards.

[portokiwi]

My leather jacket that was delivered by NZ post...... to my front door....... wasnt there when I got home only saw it the next day torn to bits. I still love my lab though.

[Goblin]

Our cat used to leave all kinds of dead things on the door step. Baby rabbits were eaten leaving only the tail, head and feet. Found a dead rainbow lorakeet once. She still tortures mice for hours then eats all but the tail, feet and face so we find these little mouse faces looking up at us.
My dog used to kill possums and leave entrails and fur all over the lawn. She once got into the offal hole and dragged out what I thought was a cows liver, rolled in it then left it by the door.

[Grub]

Also a rat with the other hairball:

Oh joy! We had exactly the same thing at 3am in the hallway just outside our bedroom. I was a little too preoccupied (trying to kill the rat and then the cat) to take a photo :_)

[Grub]

My leather jacket that was delivered by NZ post...... to my front door....... wasnt there when I got home only saw it the next day torn to bits. I still love my lab though.

No. No, there are limits - and that's one of them.

[Blackbird]

Our grey psychopath of a cat dragged a live and mightily pissed-off pheasant through the cat flap a month ago - nice of him to bring food home. He used to regularly bring in rabbits until the bush was cleared next to our section.

[Grumpy Gnomb]

When we lived in Australia our cat brought in a snake

[portokiwi]

No. No, there are limits - and that's one of them.

I still have the jacket lol.

[slofox]

Pens, usually ballpoint.....doesn't happen now cause we dont have close neighbours, but when we lived in a flat (in a block of three) new pens would appear at regular intervals...course the down side was that pens of mine would DISappear regularly too (they still do actually). I think the cat was running a stationery redistribution service........

[Colapop]

I met my ex-wife while out walking my dog. Does that count? Took me ages to get THAT stain out!!

[007XX]

My two black and white monsters are really good hunters, and regularly bring birds home...trail of feathers and guts spilled non optional!

The other day, I arrive home late and start the dinner preparations when I saw something scurrying on my stove top: the cutest little mouse of course, with my cat staring at me reproachfully from the floor. The little might had been hiding under a pan probably all day...

I didn't have the heart to kill it and shoved it outside, just to find my cat back with it 5 mins later, decapitated and chewed up to hell

[firefighter]

Just sparrows and mice, but she usually keeps them alive so she can chase them around and get shit, feathers,blood etc all through the house.

[ManDownUnder]

Years ago the bloody cat brought my flatmate's bra... out of her room, and dropped in in mine.

Took a bit of explaining and even then she didn't believe me... till about 3 months later we caught the cat in the act. Pheremones I guess...