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  1. 27th February 2008, 20:06 #1
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    Met my dream girl!

    Today I met my dream girl.
    I saw her in a Physics lecture, crinkly brown hair, freckles, warm chestnut eyes, smile-lines from smiling too much, or being outdoors in the sun all day.
    And doing physics, a brainy-type too.

    She smiled at me as I walked by in my bike jacket, I smiled back, Hi.
    I thought to myself "wow, wonder why that nice-looking girl smiled at me like that?"

    Then as the lecture ended OH MY GOODNESS she put on her Dri-rider jacket, got out her helmet and PERFECTION! She's a biker too!
    So I had to talk to her, and she even rides the same kind of bike as me!

    I'll give her a flyer to Off the Rails, and see if she wants to go for a ride some day.
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    Where are the photos?? Goddammit.
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    Just what ya needed...a biker bitch!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    Today I met my dream girl.
    I saw her in a Physics lecture, crinkly brown hair, freckles, warm chestnut eyes, smile-lines from smiling too much, or being outdoors in the sun all day.
    And doing physics, a brainy-type too.

    She smiled at me as I walked by in my bike jacket, I smiled back, Hi.
    I thought to myself "wow, wonder why that nice-looking girl smiled at me like that?"

    Then as the lecture ended OH MY GOODNESS she put on her Dri-rider jacket, got out her helmet and PERFECTION! She's a biker too!
    So I had to talk to her, and she even rides the same kind of bike as me!

    I'll give her a flyer to Off the Rails, and see if she wants to go for a ride some day.
    Ignore all the base level and immature comments, I hope it all works out for you. Hey, just a thought - she might even be on KB...! Every pot has a lid, she might be the one.
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
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  8. 27th February 2008, 20:28 #8
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    Good luck mate!

    As soon as she see's your awesome bike mod skills, she'll be butter man.
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    I should have done more physics And been younger lol
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  10. 27th February 2008, 20:30 #10
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    god damn
    I thought you were going to tell us all about a new bike

    what a let down
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    She may be a lesbian, she may be engaged, she may be married, she may be a hermaphrodite. I smile at alot of people. Doesnt mean I like them.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by homer View Post
    god damn
    I thought you were going to tell us all about a new bike

    what a let down
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
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    I was so taken in the title of the thread
    i really thought theres a smart ass here , whats he gone and got
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    My Dream Girl rides a bike that's got twice as many cylinders than mine and twice the horsepower. She's also the mother of my children and my soul mate.

    Go for gold Jimmy Mac - hope it works out for you fellas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    She may be a lesbian, she may be engaged, she may be married, she may be a hermaphrodite. I smile at alot of people. Doesnt mean I like them.....
    Yeah, that's why she's my "dream" girl. It may all be a dream but dreams are free. I see her again tomorrow.

    hey, I got reminded of you today, there's some mad student here who rides an AX100, looks pretty well used but still tidy. It's the the cutest bike in the bike park.
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