Ok guys whats ya best dump the girlfriend line?

**MadDuck** · 4th January 2005, 19:26

Yep Xmas brought Santa but it also brought the MD single life again (watch out KK I may be on the hunt for toy boys

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So come on fellas ...what is the best dump line you ever given a girl. Any of ya get close to what I got I will send you a chocolate bar.

**toads** · 4th January 2005, 19:29

I've never dumped a girl, but I married the only guy I ever dumped, so can't tell ya what I said when I gave him the push, cos I married him after I dumped him lol!!

**Riff Raff** · 4th January 2005, 19:36

Originally Posted by MadDuck

I may be on the hunt for toy boys

You go girl...

**jrandom** · 4th January 2005, 19:39

"You've opened my heart to the truth and forced me to realise that I prefer men."

**toads** · 4th January 2005, 19:42

Originally Posted by jrandom

"You've opened my heart to the truth and forced me to realise that I prefer men."

hmm, interesting effect you're having MD lol

**MadDuck** · 4th January 2005, 19:43

Hmmmmmm...well I did wonder about ya JR

**Riff Raff** · 4th January 2005, 19:46

Originally Posted by jrandom

"You've opened my heart to the truth and forced me to realise that I prefer men."

Is that what you were getting up to in your back garden on new years eve???

**Quasievil** · 4th January 2005, 19:52

Ummmm let me think

Oh yes thats it, get the fuck out of my life you slapper!!

thats was my favourite after finding out a two timing girlfriend years ago

**FROSTY:Me** · 4th January 2005, 19:55

My best -get rid of the girl line must have been on new years eve.
Im sorry lady -dont you realise that not only do aucklanders have very small penie we also dont know what to do with them. When that diddnt work I made it really clear that brewers droop was particularly apt for me.
When that diddn't work I introduced her to stomechucker and ducked for cover

**Riff Raff** · 4th January 2005, 19:56

Originally Posted by Quasievil

Oh yes thats it, get the fuck out of my life you slapper!!

Very succinct

**MadDuck** · 4th January 2005, 19:56

Originally Posted by Quasievil

Oh yes thats it, get the fuck out of my life you slapper!!

Nup wrong but nice try Quasi ...umm I am not a slapper BUT given time I may change my thinking

**MadDuck** · 4th January 2005, 19:58

Hmmmm ...ta frosty remind me NOT to date aucklanders again

**Riff Raff** · 4th January 2005, 20:02

Ummm,

I'm not proud of this one, but I did dump a guy by spouting the usual I don't think we're working out, I think we'd be better at friends, la de da de da crap, and I've fallen in love with your brother....