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    Ok guys whats ya best dump the girlfriend line?

    Yep Xmas brought Santa but it also brought the MD single life again (watch out KK I may be on the hunt for toy boys )

    So come on fellas ...what is the best dump line you ever given a girl. Any of ya get close to what I got I will send you a chocolate bar.
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    I've never dumped a girl, but I married the only guy I ever dumped, so can't tell ya what I said when I gave him the push, cos I married him after I dumped him lol!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck
    I may be on the hunt for toy boys
    You go girl...
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    "You've opened my heart to the truth and forced me to realise that I prefer men."
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom
    "You've opened my heart to the truth and forced me to realise that I prefer men."
    hmm, interesting effect you're having MD lol

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    Hmmmmmm...well I did wonder about ya JR
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom
    "You've opened my heart to the truth and forced me to realise that I prefer men."
    Is that what you were getting up to in your back garden on new years eve???
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    Ummmm let me think

    Oh yes thats it, get the fuck out of my life you slapper!!

    thats was my favourite after finding out a two timing girlfriend years ago
    Ive run out of fucks to give

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    My best -get rid of the girl line must have been on new years eve.
    Im sorry lady -dont you realise that not only do aucklanders have very small penie we also dont know what to do with them. When that diddnt work I made it really clear that brewers droop was particularly apt for me.
    When that diddn't work I introduced her to stomechucker and ducked for cover
    To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasievil

    Oh yes thats it, get the fuck out of my life you slapper!!
    Very succinct
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasievil
    Oh yes thats it, get the fuck out of my life you slapper!!
    Nup wrong but nice try Quasi ...umm I am not a slapper BUT given time I may change my thinking
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    Hmmmm ...ta frosty remind me NOT to date aucklanders again
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    Ummm, I'm not proud of this one, but I did dump a guy by spouting the usual I don't think we're working out, I think we'd be better at friends, la de da de da crap, and I've fallen in love with your brother....
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck
    Nup wrong but nice try Quasi ...umm I am not a slapper BUT given time I may change my thinking
    Sorry oops ummm, I didnt read it properly, this was just a dump line I gave to someone, it wasnt to guess what was said to you Oh gorgeous one.
    Ive run out of fucks to give

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck
    Hmmmm ...ta frosty remind me NOT to date aucklanders again
    Aww madduck--I'd marry ya-If you'd give me ya bike to race in F3
    To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?

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