Hardcore Biker
What was your worst pick up line used?
Mine was .."Want to go for a ride on something big red and throbbing?"
She was way dissapointed to find it was an XR250RE, (remember when they were new and cool, then shat themselves?) married me tho. Prepared her for the dissapointment of first night in bed.
Must go faster - but how?
"Ya'know, when I was a chick, I was the sort of guy I would go for......"
Here for the arcade.
That sent a shiver down my spineOriginally Posted by curious george
Registered User
"Want another Duffy Fuck or what?" (we'd been drinking fluffy ducks...) :disapint:
Just chillin'
I remeber using the "How do you like your eggs in the morning" routine on a dare once .... It bloody well worked !!
A man can move much faster without a millstone around his neck, so if he gets the chance to lose her he'd better drop her and run like heck !! .. (10cc "Modern Man Blues" - Deceptive Bends)
Moped rider
And of course the only answer ever is still and will always be "Unfertilised, thankyou"I remeber using the "How do you like your eggs in the morning" routine on a dare once .... It bloody well worked !!
Ang
Forum whore
mate of mine uses "wanna come back to my place for a cup of coffee and a fuck"
and when he gets slapped its "what, dont you like coffee"
uses it everywhere and has actually picked up a coupla times....about a 0.00001% success rate for him
Brain meats taste good
*lick finger and place on womans top*
"Let's get you out of those wet clothes"
Speed limits are just a suggestion, like pants.
Hardcore Biker
"Hi my name's"... (don't get to finish as she walks away) OR
"Hi my name's"... ('click' goes the sound of the handset being put down on the other end).
I'm navel lint apparently.
The instructions are simple...
What winks & screws like a tiger? (Wink)
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Just chillin'
How boring of you.........
A man can move much faster without a millstone around his neck, so if he gets the chance to lose her he'd better drop her and run like heck !! .. (10cc "Modern Man Blues" - Deceptive Bends)
Moped rider
Absolutely but I know how I like my eggs after being bored......
How boring of you....
Ang
Moped rider
Navel lint is however extremely important in Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy......"Hi my name's"... (don't get to finish as she walks away) OR
"Hi my name's"... ('click' goes the sound of the handset being put down on the other end).
I'm navel lint apparently.
Ang
My Brian hurts!
Mrs Y was picked up with "I'm doin' fuck all else tonight - d'ya wanna see a film?"
And a friend of mine married the woman he picked up with:
"I bet you 50p that I can grope your breasts without taking my hands out of my pockets"
*shoves hands in pockets*
"Ok" (says gullible girl)
*takes hands out of pockets - gropes breasts*
"Damn - I owe you 50p"
Yokai - bendamindaday
Soo-deep
What a fuken legend! LOL
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