If ever there was a book that really understood the reality of being crazy ....Originally Posted by Mencius
So long and thanks for all the fish ....
Just chillin'
If ever there was a book that really understood the reality of being crazy ....
So long and thanks for all the fish ....
A man can move much faster without a millstone around his neck, so if he gets the chance to lose her he'd better drop her and run like heck !! .. (10cc "Modern Man Blues" - Deceptive Bends)
Forum whore
"Would you like to come back to my darkroom and see what develops?"
Giant Bumble Bee
I didn't pick up - I got picked up.
Can't remember what she said, I was trashed. Nearly a year later, all is good :love2:
Because I can...
L-Plate Rider
"do you wanna go halves on a baby?"
Slower than Ixion
"It's cold honest"
Funniest I've seen used (amazingly not with a 100% failier rate)...
"I heard you give bad head"
Often followed up after a response with
"Prove it"
Hayden - Evidence that even the mediocre can achieve great things.
((U+C+I) x (10-S))/20 x A x 1/(1-sin(F/10))
Asparagus wee
I've just shat in my pants, can I get into yours?
It worked too
The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
Loud and Uncouth
'I see you painted your horse' - if you were in the deep South in the '70's you would know what I mean!!
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Forum whore
Me:My bike is faster than your car!!
Her:Wanna bet?
Me:Yeah!!
Me:What do I get if I win??
Need I go on?
P.S. I won!
Motorcycing is not a hobby, It is a way of life!
Missed forever! NEVER FORGOTTEN!!
LIVE ON MY FRIENDS!
Friends dont let friends ride Hyosungs
unless you can prove it.
here's 10 cence - phone your old man and tell him you've pulled.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Forum whore
Some guy: "Do you ride your men, as hard as you ride your bike?
toadily mad
do you mind if I join you?
I was lying on a bed in a spare room at a party
reply: ummm, yeah, I do actually,
he says: well it's my bed actually,
I say: no it isn't it's a spare room
he says:, well I'm moving in tomorrow
I married him!
unless you can prove it.
do you want to have sex with me?
no - ok - then will you just bend over so that i can have it with you?
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
it's been a while..
"I think You're the most beautiful woman in the room" was the only time i ever used a pick up line. 8-)
i've had the following memorables used on me tho
"wanna fuck?"
"i want you to fuck me!"
"there's my room!"
"see these?"
"let's see it!"
the worst one ever was
"You must have sore feet" to which i replied "no, why is that?" then came the response "you've been running round my head all night".
..it's another red light nightmare..
Soo-deep
Hehe, Dave you big Stud!
it's been a while..
lol, actually i'm far from studliness... plus i'm married now...
..it's another red light nightmare..
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