Resident Redneck
I have the flu, I feel like death, and whats worst of all is I need to be busy. We have the auditors coming to work tomorrow so I need to be in top form. Then a real estate agent tomorrow evening. The house aint ready!
What a crappy time to get sick!!!
Forum whore
Yep there is some crappy flus going around and some of the bastards hang around!
Settle down in front of the big LCD and look after yourself.
Rest In Peace
Aaaaawww...someone needs a hug! Unfortunately, you're contagious so I'll keep my distance
Hope you feel better soon, and tomorrow go ok.
Originally Posted by Wolf
Bevelhead Dinosaur
Drugs are the answer
No they wont solve the problem
But they will make you feel better about it
Try a hot toddy of lemon, whisky and disprin...
=mjc=
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Forum whore
I felt like that 2 days ago. took nurofin had a hot bath went back to bed.
Felt great the next day
If you are behind me
Dont ask as I am lost too.
Forum whore
HTFU. If you were a woman I'd believe you. You're not. Make a hot cup of Lemsip Max and suck it up.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
Forum whore
WTF its a MAN FLU - that's the most evil gut eating, head splitting flu in the world.
Double shot!!
get two neurofen down ya pronto and drink LOTS of water. You will feel much much better in an hour. Keep the neurofen going.
DB
"I am a licenced motorcycle instructor, I agree with dangerousbastard, no point in repeating what he said."
"read what Steve says. He's right."
"What Steve said pretty much summed it up."
"I did axactly as you said and it worked...!!"
"Wow, Great advise there DB."
WTB: Hyosung bikes or going or not.
i'm motarded
you should be able to get this without a prescription
<<----- My dream bike.
I'm a lemsip fiend too. Always does the trick, i'm never sick though (touch wood / probably get Hep B now!) lots of sugar lemon and honey, added to the lemsip. If not some suedo ephedrine (dunno how it's spelt) should pep you up!
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
Resident Redneck
already had 2 lemsips today...one at 11 and one at 2...still feel like shit, but feel i am coming thru to the other side...HTFU my ass! it dont make ya feel any better!
Revolution is in the air
Shot of Tequila, lime, salt, repeat hourly. Won't due much for your flu, but you'll feel better.
Try kidney stones for that real "feeling like death..."
Ride, eat, sleep, repeat!
Who you gonna call!
So what are you doing on KB if you suppose to be busy?
Second is the fastest loser
"It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett
DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
Candy Flippin!
when you go to bed rub a garlic clove on your feet..... dont put socks on in bed (ewww) when your sleeping or you will get burns on your feet.
in the morning eat lots of mints cos your breath will stink like garlic but you will feel better the garlic will kill any bugs in your system!
plus a shot or two of whisky before bed
I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.
Hardcore Biker
I know how you feel, I have had it for the last 2 weeks, just getting better now. I also broke a tooth last week which was fixed today and buried one of my mates on Wednesday. Nurofen, lemon & honey drinks and keep warm.
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