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    Smelly wee on the red planet

    Asparagus on Mars

    It's official folks. You can grow asparagus on Mars. Imagine the smell from all the astronauts wee.
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Imagine the taste

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Imagine the taste
    What of, the asparagus or the piss?
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Hemp would be a much better crop to grow. Textiles, food, fuel and grows in just about anything.
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    Great!
    All we need to find now is a plant that will grow at an average of -63degC, in an atmospheric more than 100 times thinner than Earth.
    Easy!

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    [QUOTE=McJim;1625642 Imagine the smell from all the wee.[/QUOTE]

    So I wonder if they will eventually conclude that it smells like poo on uranus![*groan*]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    Great!
    All we need to find now is a plant that will grow at an average of -63degC, in an atmospheric more than 100 times thinner than Earth.
    Easy!
    some fungi can....and it excretes oxygen....

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    Who gives a flying fuck!! I'd sooner they spent the money on something a little more earth bound. Somehow I don't see myself with a vegie patch on Mars at any time in the near future. Couldn't afford the fuel to fly there to water it once a week anyhow. Anyone know the price of rocket fuel at the moment?????


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    Quote Originally Posted by 1 Free Man View Post
    Who gives a flying fuck!! I'd sooner they spent the money on something a little more earth bound. Somehow I don't see myself with a vegie patch on Mars at any time in the near future. Couldn't afford the fuel to fly there to water it once a week anyhow. Anyone know the price of rocket fuel at the moment?????
    PBS runs a great Science podcast called "science now" from Nova.

    This one is a little old now but it talks about a "space elevator".

    http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/sciencenow/3401/02.html
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