Too good to just be hidden in the thread it was posted in.

Post of the year...

Don't rep me.... rep him....


Quote Originally Posted by Monsterbishi View Post
/rant on

I drive, I ride and my work vehicle is a 12 ton truck - which part of me should I hate the most?

Kiwi's - we're a special bunch, we hate all Asian drivers because we see some who can't drive and tarnish the whole lot, but that's ok, because we can't afford petrol since all the Maori are on benefits so our taxes are too high - when we do get out we wonder why all the women drivers don't just put their makeup on before they leave.

But that's ok, us riders, we're a good bunch, we understand that drivers don't mind when a couple of cruisers with loud exhausts cut up on the left hand side, get in front and then take off slowly at 150db, they're thankful when scooters pootle along under the limit because it saves them petrol, and if it wasn't for the sportsbike munting their wing mirror when split up the middle of traffic, they wouldn't have been able to perve at the tits on the counter attendant at the dealership whilst forking out $400 for the new mirror.

/rant off
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