True Love

[Ms Piggy]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4152447.stm

Kinda like the owl and the pussy cat :love2:

[pipeman]

All I can say is LETS HOPE THEY HAVE SAFE SEX

[Biff]

would their kids be hipopotertoise?

[Hooks]

Reminds me of an old joke ....

2 Zoo keepers were chatting and one said to the other "your elephants keep fucking my turtles" .... the other one says "that's impossible ... how can that be ?" ... Just then aloud crunch is heard ..... "See, that's another one fucked !!" ......

[James Deuce]

Reminds me of an old joke ....

2 Zoo keepers were chatting and one said to the other "your elephants keep fucking my turtles" .... the other one says "that's impossible ... how can that be ?" ... Just then aloud crunch is heard ..... "See, that's another one fucked !!" ......

And the crowd recoiled in horror, when Hooks was heard to say, " Thank you, thank you, I'm on all night!"

Bada bum pssshhh

[Hooks]

And the crowd recoiled in horror, when Hooks was heard to say, " Thank you, thank you, I'm on all night!"

Bada bum pssshhh

Right Jim2 ...point taken !! ...

(shuffles awkwardly to stage left then runs ....)

[Biff]

Oh - so it's animal joke time is it. Grrrrrrrrrrrreat. Here's my effort:


Frank the lion was in its cage waiting to be fed, a new zoo keeper was on duty and he decided to feed the fish first. Unfortunately he picked up the a bottle of disinfectant instead of the fish food and upon pouring the disinfectant into the fish pond the fish soon died. So the new zoo keeper though, " I know, I’ll feed the fish to the lion". So he did.

Next it was the same zoo keeper's turn to feed the chimpanzees. Once again the halfwit phuked up and mistakenly placed rat poison instead of vitamin supplements into the chimpanzees food. Shortly after being fed, the chimpanzees died. "Oh shit", thought the zookeeper, "best I get rid of the evidence." So once again, he fed the unfortunate dead chimps to the lion.

The zoo keeper thought that he had better stick with smaller creatures, so he decided to go any visit the honey bees. Unknown to him there was building work taking place by the bees hives and as he entered the room in which the hives were kept he knocked a plank of wood from some scaffolding which fell on the bee hive squashing all of the bees within it. "Oh shit, not again!", thought zoo keeper, once again feeding the remains of these poor insects to the lions.

Later that day Frank the lion was joined by a new lion names Bert. " Hi I'm Bert", said the new Lion. "Hi Bert, I'm frank", said Frank the lion. " What's the food like here Frank?", asked Bert. "Fantastic" replied Frank. " Today we had fish, chimps and mushy bees"

:spudbooge

[Hooks]

Oh - so it's animal joke time is it. Grrrrrrrrrrrreat. Here's my effort:


Frank the lion was in its cage waiting to be fed, a new zoo keeper was on duty and he decided to feed the fish first. Unfortunately he picked up the a bottle of disinfectant instead of the fish food and upon pouring the disinfectant into the fish pond the fish soon died. So the new zoo keeper though, " I know, I’ll feed the fish to the lion". So he did.

Next it was the same zoo keeper's turn to feed the chimpanzees. Once again the halfwit phuked up and mistakenly placed rat poison instead of vitamin supplements into the chimpanzees food. Shortly after being fed, the chimpanzees died. "Oh shit", thought the zookeeper, "best I get rid of the evidence." So once again, he fed the unfortunate dead chimps to the lion.

The zoo keeper thought that he had better stick with smaller creatures, so he decided to go any visit the honey bees. Unknown to him there was building work taking place by the bees hives and as he entered the room in which the hives were kept he knocked a plank of wood from some scaffolding which fell on the bee hive squashing all of the bees within it. "Oh shit, not again!", thought zoo keeper, once again feeding the remains of these poor insects to the lions.

Later that day Frank the lion was joined by a new lion names Bert. " Hi I'm Bert", said the new Lion. "Hi Bert, I'm frank", said Frank the lion. " What's the food like here Frank?", asked Bert. "Fantastic" replied Frank. " Today we had fish, chimps and mushy bees"

:spudbooge

Aw crap mate ....I stirred 'em up but you might be getting them angry now .... follow me off the stage quick !!! .......

[Coyote]

Aw crap mate ....I stirred 'em up but you might be getting them angry now .... follow me off the stage quick !!! .......

*Goes out on stage with his top hat and cane*

[Biff]

.................................................. ........ TAXI!!

[James Deuce]

Tha commedian's a bear.

No he's a not; He's a wearing a necktie.

[Coyote]

Tha commedian's a bear.

No he's a not; He's a wearing a necktie.

Ha-yuk ha-yuk

[Yokai]

Tha commedian's a bear.

No he's a not; He's a wearing a necktie.

{muppet}wakka wakka wakka{/muppet}

[Hooks]

Tha commedian's a bear.

No he's a not; He's a wearing a necktie.

A Beer did I hear you say .... yes thanks I'll have 'arf ...... in fact I'll have both 'arfs

[Hooks]

there we did it.... 2 phases and we've hijacked a perfectly good thread and turned it into a beer one !!! ...... :spudwave: :spudbooge