True Love

[Hitcher]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4152447.stm

Kinda like the owl and the pussy cat

One of the most wonderful tales of love ever told.

Two beings madly in love to such a degree that they felt compelled to cast themselves completely adrift from their past lives. We're never told why they felt compelled to do this, but it is probably likely that they would have been discriminated against for having a mixed marriage.

And their love was rock solid. It would have had to have been to endure after 366 days on the ocean in a small watercraft. This experience brought them so close they felt compelled to marry immediately upon reaching shore.

The folk they met here accepted them for what they were and had no qualms in giving up intimate personal possessions and administering marriage rites.

They lived happily ever after.

Wonderful!

[James Deuce]

One of the most wonderful tales of love ever told.

Two beings madly in love to such a degree that they felt compelled to cast themselves completely adrift from their past lives. We're never told why they felt compelled to do this, but it is probably likely that they would have been discriminated against for having a mixed marriage.

And their love was rock solid. It would have had to have been to endure after 366 days on the ocean in a small watercraft. This experience brought them so close they felt compelled to marry immediately upon reaching shore.

The folk they met here accepted them for what they were and had no qualms in giving up intimate personal possessions and administering marriage rites.

They lived happily ever after.

Wonderful!

Obviously written by a 19th century Homosexual British MP

[Hitcher]

Obviously written by a 19th century Homosexual British MP

Killjoy... No civil union here, sunshine!

[Slipstream]

there we did it.... 2 phases and we've hijacked a perfectly good thread and turned it into a beer one !!! ......

Well since you did...here's a joke about BEER.

A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches the guy go through a peculiar ritual. "Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, happy birthday" Each time he says the word he drinks the beer. Then he pays and walks out.
One year later he enters the bar again and orders the same thing. The bartender watches him go through the same ritual. Curious, he asks the bloke why. "Well" the guy says, "I have a friend in Ireland and a friend in Australia. We have our birthdays on the same day. We can't be together so we have agreed that on this day we will each go into our local pub and have a round of drinks for each other. We have been doing this for 55 years since we were 18"
The next year the man comes in and asks the bartender for two beers. The bartender, a bit taken aback, places two beers in front of the guy and watches him say "happy birthday, happy birthday!" The bartender asks "so which one died?"
"No one."
"But you only ordered two drinks!"
"Yeah, well, I've given up drinking."


...... ... ...Well I thought it was funny.

[MSTRS:Me]

I think this one's about beer.....
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.
The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.
Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous day's word.
Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words:
"The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"