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    COMPLAINT ABOUT KIWI BIKER

    When I used to hear about illiterate students graduating from school, I often wondered how that was possible. But after encountering some of Kiwi Biker's more misinformed convictions, I now realize that not only is it possible for people to graduate without having learned fundamental skills such as reading and writing, but that it's possible for these same people to believe that the laws of nature don't apply to Kiwi Biker. It is worth noting at the outset that Kiwi Biker truly believes that it has the authority to issue licenses for practicing plagiarism. It is just such incompetent megalomania, unrestrained egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Kiwi Biker to render unspeakable and unthinkable whole categories of beliefs about power. After I seek liberty, equality, and fraternity, I know that everyone will come to the dismayed conclusion that I stated at the beginning of this discussion: When I was a child, my clergyman told me, "The crux of the issue is that society has pampered Kiwi Biker too long." If you think about it, you'll see his point.

    The worst kinds of antihumanist hopeless-types I've ever seen often take earthworms or similar small animals and impale them on a pin to enjoy watching them twist and writhe as they slowly die. Similarly, Kiwi Biker enjoys watching respectable people twist and writhe whenever it threatens to dispense outright misinformation and flashlight-under-the-chin ghost stories. Kiwi Biker has convinced a lot of people that everyone and everything discriminates against it -- including the writing on the bathroom stalls. One must pause in admiration at this triumph of media manipulation. Headstrong belligerent-types can go right ahead and convict me for saying that when you least expect it, Kiwi Biker's lies will be exposed and the truth can be spread, but History, acting as the goddess of a higher truth and a higher justice, will one day smilingly tear up this verdict, acquitting me of all guilt and blame. Kiwi Biker's smear tactics are based on a technique I'm sure you've heard of. It's called "lying".

    If Kiwi Biker's adherents had even an ounce of integrity, they would stop Kiwi Biker's encroachments on our heritage. Don't be fooled: The fact of the matter is that we can divide Kiwi Biker's treatises into three categories: uppity, piteous, and anal-retentive. Kiwi Biker's spin doctors tend to fall into the mistaken belief that anyone who resists Kiwi Biker deserves to be crushed, mainly because they live inside a Kiwi Biker-generated illusion-world and talk only with each other. What does this mean for our future? For one thing, it means that Kiwi Biker says it's going to defuse or undermine incisive critiques of its putrid behavior by turning them into procedural arguments about mechanisms of institutional restraint one day. Is it out of its mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that throughout history, there has been a clash between those who wish to tell you a little bit about it and its perverted perceptions and those who wish to substitute breast-beating and schwarmerei for action and honest debate. Naturally, Kiwi Biker belongs to the latter category. I would like to close by saying that Kiwi Biker is a loose cannon.

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    WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON?

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    AAAhhhh plagiarism at it's best ....in denial !!! ....
    A man can move much faster without a millstone around his neck, so if he gets the chance to lose her he'd better drop her and run like heck !! .. (10cc "Modern Man Blues" - Deceptive Bends)

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    Quote Originally Posted by alarumba
    WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON?
    Im trying to be more formal with my complaint, thank you for asking.

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    What brought this on anyway?

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    and where did ya "find and replace" that from????

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    Quote Originally Posted by alarumba
    What brought this on anyway?
    HE NEEDS THE ATTENTION!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blakamin
    and where did ya "find and replace" that from????
    WHAT THE HELL ,ARE YOU CALLING ME A THIEF?

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    Does this man want his pound of flesh or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooks
    AAAhhhh plagiarism at it's best ....in denial !!! ....
    That's a river in Egypt init?

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    Sorry WINJA, but I can't be bothred getting the dictionary out for every other word in your post. It's just a bit too formal for me.

    Do ya mind summing it up in le mans terms?


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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    WHAT THE HELL ,ARE YOU CALLING ME A THIEF?
    I will - You're a thief, or a cheat, I suppose would be more the truth.

    http://www.pakin.org/complaint/
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    Hmmmmmmm Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monsterbishi
    I will - You're a thief, or a cheat, I suppose would be more the truth.

    http://www.pakin.org/complaint/
    Well spotted that man !!!
    So what is the purpose WINJA ?? or is this a great troll in progress ???

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