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    Just saw...

    An old woman turn right out of Cuba St into Vivian St.

    Vivian St is One Way.

    Yelling passers by, Trucks slewing sideways, and flashing head lights did nothing to dissuade her.

    She mounted the footpath to turn into Marion St, almost hitting the Locksmith's CBR600 on the footpath outside.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    She sounds like an alert individual.
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    eek

    Scary stuff.


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    oii - that's my mum you're talking about
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    I have to agree with Magua. Maintaining the reputation of most cage drivers.

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    Quality driving that... I guess it all used to be two way back in the 50s eh ? ah bless her crazy old brain... Let's just hope she wasn't trying to make it to the motorway offramp eh ? or maybe the basin reserve.

    Sedge.

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    take her license away before she kills someone.
    ..it's another red light nightmare..

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    disgusting

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    Quote Originally Posted by sedge
    Quality driving that... I guess it all used to be two way back in the 50s eh ? ah bless her crazy old brain... Let's just hope she wasn't trying to make it to the motorway offramp eh ? or maybe the basin reserve.

    Sedge.
    Don't laugh ...I remember seeing a woman turn right at the Prince Of Wales pub in the 80's and go the wrong way around the basin !! :spudwhat: She ended up mounted on the front of a deisel bus ... the bus saw her coming and stopped but she still hit it... dead centre !!
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    I hope you got her licence plate, called cops, and insured some of the passers-by did the same thing.

    When I was at school one of my teachers was killed by some dick who turned into a 1way street the wrong way.
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    She knew where she wanted to go. Probably just has a healthy disrespect for authority and regulation...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff Baff
    oii - that's my mum you're talking about
    Mate you got to stop keeing her out so late !!
    Ive run out of fucks to give

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost Lemur
    I hope you got her licence plate, called cops, and insured some of the passers-by did the same thing.

    When I was at school one of my teachers was killed by some dick who turned into a 1way street the wrong way.
    Yeah good point. Problem was my jaw droppoed so far it swung between my legs, looped up my back, and dangled over my eyes blocking my view.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    She knew where she wanted to go. Probably just has a healthy disrespect for authority and regulation...
    Aaaah, one of those CAPS LOCK non-conformists!
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2
    Aaaah, one of those CAPS LOCK non-conformists!
    In that case, kill the old bitch!
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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