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    "The Website is Down" IT guy vs (L)users.

    I haven't laughed so much for ages.

    http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

    - James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.

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    Very funny!

    Now the question is - was it real or staged?

    No matter - reminded me of BOFH. Although this guy was very chilled out in comparison.
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    that is very funny - god Im so glad I dont have to do support.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riffer View Post
    I haven't laughed so much for ages.
    I'd like that three minutes of my life back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    I'd like that three minutes of my life back.
    That was excellent value for three minutes.
    Here for the ride.

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    The wounds of the dotcom meltdown are still too fresh with me :-)

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    Having worked in IT support I wouldn't be surprised if this was real... Never underestimate the stupidity of users

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakara View Post
    Having worked in IT support I wouldn't be surprised if this was real... Never underestimate the stupidity of users
    or indeed of IT staff - it had credits at the end. It was scripted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    The wounds of the dotcom meltdown are still too fresh with me :-)
    please - dont remind me.

    I had 150,000 options at a buy price of 5p - price was GBP1.42. I was allowed to cash them in 2 months after the tech wreck where they dropped overnight making them next to worthless.

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    I was responsible for an IT dept with 4 of exactly these guys.

    Edit - OK it was only two. (Dr Smith style)The pain, the pain...as my former publisher forged his own series of www horror stories at the front end.

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    IT guy vs Users...classic

    http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/

    10mins but it just gets better and better....

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    You're too slow. I posted it yesterday.
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

    - James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.

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    DOH!!!

    Damn funny tho!!

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    Very much so. One reply to my post led me to the Bastard Operator from Hell, who is just as funny. Google it.
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

    - James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.

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    The office enjoyed that one cheers

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