It's a digital age...

**Colapop** · 3rd July 2008, 12:50

Oh no! Maybe he should have gone analog?

"I tried doing rectal exams using my ring finger (pardon the pun) but it was hopeless, so I used my left index.
That was bad enough, but unknown to me, I had a small dermatofibroma on the fingertip."

Stuff article

BTW Prostate cancer is no laughing matter... Just the doctor's who perform the exams....

**007XX** · 3rd July 2008, 13:08

You got to feel bad for him though...he was only trying to be conscientious.

As for the patients he diagnosed incorrectly, they should be glad to be healthy after all, hence the fact no charges have been pressed against the digitally enhanced and confused doctor.

**nodrog:Me** · 3rd July 2008, 13:45

i'd hate to be the first poor bastard while he was trying to work out what finger was best.

**Colapop** · 3rd July 2008, 15:44

He coulda used several for you (at once) and you wouldn't have felt a thing...

**nodrog:Me** · 3rd July 2008, 15:55

Originally Posted by *Col*

...you wouldn't have felt a thing...

i'd want my money back then!

**ynot slow** · 3rd July 2008, 20:52

Bugger that!

Imagine if you were his first,first feel his left hand on your shoulder,then change hands and right hand on shoulder,just when you think this is spooky you feel another push but this time you feel two hands on both shoulders.

On a serious vein though imagine the feeling when told no cancer after scans etc.