Make me laugh.

[98tls]

Bling for the funniest caption.

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

Sorry I'll have to come back to that... I to busy pissing myself with lafter....

[Madness]

japanese invade beijing

[riffer]

The cutbacks from the carbon credit crisis finally starting to bite, the New Zealand Armed Offenders Squad were forced to rationalise, resorting to battery powered personal transport and plastic toy guns.

[Mike748]

Anyone for a game of ten pin?

[Nasty]

personally I like Riffers so far

[98tls]

Following the "unshootable Rottweiller incident" the NZ police decided that providing a moving platform to fire from might result in a better hit/miss ratio.

[Swoop]

"Chinese decide to uplift event from winter Olympics".

In a surprise anouncement today, the organising committee of the Olympic games announced the inclusion of the Biathlon event into the summer games.
Without the availability of snow, competitors will use segway units as transportation instead of skis. Another change involves the use of toy guns instead of .22 rifles, this is "to appease the tree-hugging greenie environmentalist poofters in the west" an official said.
Previous suggestions of using convicted criminals as live targets, have been dropped, although this did meet with enthusiastic response from Communist Party officials.

[Griffin]

The disabled SAS force - where old, crippled and injured SAS personnel can still be the 'best of the best'.

or

Bugger, he got away... Damn those stairs!!!

[karla]

The Kiwi Biker web and IT team, tired of being kicked in the balls following recent upgrades to the website, have declared war. There will be no more allowances for those wanting special changes to suit their ego-boosting, bling-filled profiles. From now on the site will be run under the command of Major Coder, backed by his silent but motivated volunteer squat team. This dedicated crew will remove all traces of ignorance, feminism, and other pathetic drivel to the bowels of KB. You asked for it ~

[FJRider]

New fossil fuel saving measures, implemented by the anti-terrorist squad. Increased response time, and limited weaponary options, may be expected.

[awayatc]

Asian community in South Auckland welcomes new generation shopping trundlers.

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

Petrol prices hits government, but still the do nothing for the public...

[Drum]

The Germans, having failed so miserably at their first two attempts, reckon it's worth another crack

[portokiwi]

Auckland C.C Parking wardens, / John Banks Close Protection teams.