Nursey is back

**Nasty** · 3rd July 2008, 16:02

Congrats .. that is really awesome .. I know you will have no problems with the prof devel and stuff ... just another check-up

**Finn** · 3rd July 2008, 16:04

Originally Posted by nodrog

can you wear your uniform for me next time?

He doesn't need to be in uniform to check your prostate.

**oldrider** · 3rd July 2008, 16:04

Good on you, all the best with the new job.

Horse shoeing (Farriering) will have given you a good firm reassuring grip!

That will help you calm any nervous patients. (works for horses doesn't it?

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Should be worth something on it's own! (IMHO)

Cheers John.

**Hitcher** · 3rd July 2008, 18:48

Blackadder: We told them that if the Queen was having a party, that Nursie always goes as a cow. From that moment, he was doomed. All we had to do was escape, return, and kill the cow.
Queen Elizabeth I: How could you be sure it was not Nursey?
Blackadder: Because, Lady, Ludwig was a Master of Disguise. Whereas Nursie is a sad, insane old woman with a udder fixation. All we had to do was kill the one who looked like the cow.

**mstriumph** · 3rd July 2008, 18:50

well done fella ....... although i don't know wat u were worried about, the place is crying out for nurses ...

you ought to be able to pick and choose!

**Scorpygirl** · 3rd July 2008, 19:40

Awesome Doug!!! You will do really well!!!

Congratulations from Scorpygirl and Rhino

**Blackbird** · 3rd July 2008, 20:01

Well done and sincere congrats Doug, haven't seen you in ages. Don't forget to come and see us in Coro when you're down this way mate!

Cheers,

Geoff

**sels1** · 3rd July 2008, 20:06

Good stuff RIB

Dont know about the "Nursy" bit tho...

**pete376403** · 3rd July 2008, 20:15

[QUOTE=RiderInBlack;OK I still have some hard work ahead of me. Got ta do 60hour of Profession Development before November and get tested for competency, but still at least ball is rolling now[/QUOTE]

55 hours of "Meeting Treaty of Waitangi Obligations", what will the other 5 hours be about?

**Pussy** · 3rd July 2008, 20:20

Good on you, RIB, all the best

**sinfull** · 3rd July 2008, 20:23

Good stuff man ! Not a bad sort of a *job security* sort of occupation to be in with the way the econ. is going ! There's always gonna be some silly prat bustin himself up !

**ynot slow** · 3rd July 2008, 20:27

At least being a nurse when the patient pisses you off you have to refrain from hitting them in the guts with the rasp,try sticking a thermometer up thier arse instead.

First part of 60 hour refresher course-Q1 What is the difference between an anal thermometer and standard one?
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Answer to Q1.The taste!!!