Missus wants to become a copper

[Maha]

All about safety first for me
if you behave you can hold it as well

Me behaving? yeah, maybe in another lifetime...

So...when do I enlist Mrs SPB for a fuckaware party? They're bound to have a god set of handcuffs she can practice with til the 27th

Make it a Keystone Cops party.....
Im sure the SPB's have a range of suitable dress up stuff....

Three KBers living so close? The Bumurda Triangle of Kaybee Land. Anyone who enters finds it tough it get out, enter at your own risk!

[enigma51]

Me behaving? yeah, maybe in another lifetime...

So...when do I enlist Mrs SPB for a fuckaware party? They're bound to have a god set of handcuffs she can practice with til the 27th

Envite mrs enigma too please

Can get some peace and quite in this house then

[007XX]

Make it a Keystone Cops party.....
Im sure the SPB's have a range of suitable dress up stuff....

Three KBers living so close? The Bumurda Triangle of Kaybee Land. Anyone who enters finds it tough it get out, enter at your own risk!

Maybe I'll invite her as a "specialist guest" then ...She's a quiet distinguished lady, but you got to beware the quiet ones.

Envite mrs enigma too please

Can get some peace and quite in this house then

Can you take the heat when she comes back though?

[Patrick]

Cheers Patrick, missus SPB seems keener than ever
Is the college in Wellington?

Porirua - so ya don't have to worry about straying off to the neighbours....

have you met the lovely Jackie?? ..... she's GORGEOUS!
[and hardly likely to go running after pimply-faced ANYTHINGS ]

No I haven't... would like to though...

could you take a leak in the street outside your home in a drunken state without fear of repercussions??

Yes... yes you can. Just make it so you can't be seen, then she'll be right.

It was all about what having a police in the family will do to you.
And yes, I respect all those branches of police. I do work with them.

Dunno what you're meaning there... It improved my families look....

So is that your side then seeing Ya Missus will have the trousers and the bigger Truncheon

No truncheons any more there go the party games...

But it is an extendable one - kinda like yours SPB...... kind of....

[mstriumph]

.............She's a quiet distinguished lady, but you got to beware the quiet ones.



.....

yes indeedy take ME for instance .............

[007XX]

yes indeedy take ME for instance .............

Yes, well exactly!!!

*calculates quickly how much trouble she can get by saying anymore*

Yeah nah...

[SixPackBack]

Information pack turned up today. Features 'better work stories'......no mention of when they give out the glock and tazer

[Pussy]

You looking forward to the handcuffs etc?

[oldrider]

yes indeedy take ME for instance .............

Well, on reflection, I probably could be tempted! John.

[McJim]

I nearly applied - they won't take me coz of my eyesight though.

[DMNTD:Me]

I nearly applied - they won't take me coz of my eyesight though.

Yeah....same reason they gave me too

[Patrick]

I nearly applied - they won't take me coz of my eyesight though.

Nah... Its coz ya Scottish...

[mstriumph]

Well, on reflection, I probably could be tempted! John.

erm - cute reply but misguided!

[SixPackBack]

A mixture of fear and excitement is currently being experienced in the SPB trouser department.
Fear: Missus SPB want to be a copper.......who will wash me undies cook the grits and perform all those menial tasks so well suited to the female?......who will I shag ETC while missus SPB is in training

Excitement: Missus SPB will be in training the same time that Miss SPB starts uni and is always away drinkin' piss and rooting strangers....this means SPB will be home alone with the wolfhound [jetski] and be king of all he surveysboth my liver and trackday account will be in melt-down.

[RiderInBlack]

With NZ Police getting Tazers it could be quite electrifying when she gets some time of with ya SPB