[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mnvm5HTprCg&feature=related[/youtube]
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mnvm5HTprCg&feature=related[/youtube]
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
... closely followed by how to NOT put one back on...
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
wish the rest of that video was on there!
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Premeditated insurance job - anything to get rid of the Honda!
How's this for cheating:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brbl_wNAvEI&feature=related[/youtube]
And how is this for style points:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8vggli15no&feature=related[/youtube]
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
So once upon a time, I was somewhere. And my bike broke down. So I called a friend with a ute. He said he'd be there in.... Oh a few hours. No problem, he puts bikes on the back all the time he tells me. I broke down outside a pub. By a lake. On a sunny day. Sexytime. So I proceeded to get drunk. Quite drunk.
Friend shows up and I'm well sloshed.
He's into offroading, and they tray of his ute appears to me (In my inebriated state) to be about 2 metres off the ground. He's got a ramp though.
"Ride it up man, I'm a bit pizzzed" I say
"Uhh... I can't ride your bike up there" he says
"I thoiyugfhtyt you said you put bikes on there alll the timer!" I dribble
"Yeah, bikes. You know, farm quads" he tells me
"Oh fucks!"
It was fun I tell you. I'd never ridden a bike onto a ute before. I was dimly aware that stalling it while going up the ramp would be bad. I was also dimly aware that the steepness of the ramp would mean a certain 'jump' effect might happen.
Yeah, I did do jump. I reckon it was still airborne when I hit the back of the tray.
Good times.
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
Bookmarks