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    My dog's taking the piss

    My old Collie Mac was in a bit of a state and i got the sisscors out and had a crack at removing some of the matted bits etc but was to scared of cutting him so thought bugger it In the end i thought why not take him to a fancy dog grooming shop so away we went,Macs pretty particular about his smell (the worse the better it seems) and when i picked him up he was none to fussed on the whole affair let me tell you,when he got home he jumped straight up onto his old couch in the kitchen and wouldnt even look at meWouldnt eat his dinnerin fact wouldnt even get off His couch.....until a few minutes ago i came back in from out the garage to find he had moved,on to MY bloody couchmethinks he taking this to far,he just looked at me as if to say "after the day ive had" didnt have the heart to tell him to GET OFF.First pic is where he should be second is it seems more comfortable.
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    Be the person your dog thinks you are...

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    Roh-Roh Raggy.

    Maybe some scooby snacks will cheer him up.

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    Oh dear - poor old Mac!
    Love the look he's giving you in that second pic! Give him a couple of days to get rid of the poncy smell and I'm sure all will be forgiven.

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    It's probly something to do with you going,
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    Yeah, my dog Ras was the same - sulked in his lay-z-boy for ages after he'd had a "grooming" .....
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    He'll forgive. Dogs do that, it's their nature.


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    To make matters worse he came home on the back of the ute,imagine he was thinking "fuck this every dog in towns going to see me"
    Be the person your dog thinks you are...

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    Lol...the horror, the horror!

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    he does look pissed at you doesn't he

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    Ah if looks could kill you'd be a gonner mate, thank yourself lucky he didn't go out and roll in fox shit to get that "doggy" smell back....

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    Aint they just great how they have you feeling the guilt !

    Pic one, is her after a trip to the vet !
    " Two, is good on ya boss
    " three, awww yeah , could get used to this !
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    Pretent to be a vet about to take his temperature. That'll get him goin!


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    Aaaawww poor puppy! He must be resenting you cos he's feeling the cold now too...

    Oh well, he'll get over it. But it is incredible how they can just give you the biggest guilt trip ever, with just a look. I can't wait to have another dog.
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Sorry 98. I think you just been relegated to 2nd in command.

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