T.I.T.S

[SixPackBack]

My recently formed company T.I.T.S or Totally Integrated Tit Scoping is now offering its services to KB members.
T.I.T.S is in the process of instigating a New Zealand wide Breast screening programme completely free of charge, for the price of a phone call our experienced T.I.T.S technician will travel at no cost to your home or work place and carry out a full and thorough physical examination of your breasts.
T.I.T.S prides itself on its hands on approach. Call now 0800TITS

P.S This service is not available for men!

[bugjuice]

I've also offered a long standing service in this area.. call 021 BUGGIE for a full creaming screening now, and I'll throw in further tests for free..

[Sniper]

And I am the local Christchurch technician who will help out in the SI.

BTW, screening is at the digresion of the technician.

[Lou Girardin]

Shouldn't this be in 'terminally frustrated' section.

[ManDownUnder]

Shouldn't this be in 'terminally frustrated' section.

No - that's my corner and I'm happiest playing with err by myself... thanks all the same

[snuffles]

My recently formed company T.I.T.S or Totally Integrated Tit Scoping is now offering its services to KB members.
T.I.T.S is in the process of instigating a New Zealand wide Breast screening programme completely free of charge, for the price of a phone call our experienced T.I.T.S technician will travel at no cost to your home or work place and carry out a full and thorough physical examination of your breasts.
T.I.T.S prides itself on its hands on approach. Call now 0800TITS

P.S This service is not available for men!

You must be one of the Caring Understanding Ninteys Types

[judgeshock]

I will volunteer to take care of the southern districts.

[Sniper]

We can liason JS and sort out our territories.

[ManDownUnder]

We can liason JS and sort out our territories.

Sniper - you take the left

Judge - you take the right...
Sounds fair to me!

[judgeshock]

sounds good to me, im sure theres enough to share between us.

[Sniper]

Well if there is an overflow, I don't mind working nights. I'll even travell to poach on Buggys territory. Is that OK SPB

[SixPackBack]

Boys stop squabbling, plenty of room exists within the organisation for you all.

Judgeshock: lower south island
MDU: northland
Buggy : auckland district
Sniper: christchurch central
SPB: under30model district

* Snuffles will be looking after the soon to be opened ' crusty old mans division*

[Sniper]

Thanks SPB. Could we get badges or things?

[judgeshock]

awesome fellas

[ManDownUnder]

Boys stop squabbling, plenty of room exists within the organisation for you all.

Judgeshock: lower south island
MDU: northland
Buggy : auckland district
Sniper: christchurch central
SPB: under30model district

* Snuffles will be looking after the soon to be opened ' crusty old mans division*

Righto then Northland inspection commence. Form a line shoulder arms, about face, eyes right, at ease!

edit - badges - GREAT idea.

We need an official "I'm NOT a perve" badge and then stickers to put on following inspection..

big, small, tasty, need a wash - that sort of thing